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Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jul 31, 2007 11:13:52 am PDT #8984 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My south is further south than y'all's.

My south is using coral rock for chalk, and tadpoles sprouting up in even the smallest post-rain puddles. It's red ants and horseflies and palmetto bugs and way too many mosquitos. It's the beach so hot you burn your feet on the sand and run from the shade of one palm tree to the next. All the palm trees near the beach are bent almost horizontal to the ground from the stiff off shore breezes. It's mangrove trees, and taking our cat-hull boat with the Evenrude outboard motor out onto Biscayne Bay for the day. Snorkeling and catching sea urchins and conchs and horseshoe crabs. It's conch chowder (with a drizzzle of sherry) and conch fritters and cuban sandwiches and mango daquiris. Mangos are best when either stolen from a branch hanging over a grove wall, or from a free box in front of your neighbor's house. Nobody has to pay for mangos.

It's big U-Pick fields of strawberries and corn and tomatoes, and a trailer in the field where they'll make you the best, freshest strawberry milkshake you could ever have. It's spending every third day of your summer vacation at the beach, and coming home in the late afternoon sundazzled and salty. It's the night air so warm and caressing on your naked skin. It's the trickle of sweat that runs down your back into your shorts as soon as you get into a car at midday. It's starting your car and aiming the air conditioner at the wheel so you can touch it.

It's huge tropical storms blasting in off the water, thunder and lightning. It's the sun shower every day at 2:30 that clears the humidity briefly.

It's the neighbor with an airboat in his backyard for going out into the everglades. It's alligators in your canal, and buffo toads in your back yard. It's how everything hangs on the first cool breeze of the evening.


Bobbi - Jul 31, 2007 11:19:43 am PDT #8985 of 10001
Dog is my co-pilot.

Mini Buffista island

7 bathrooms?!!?


Maria - Jul 31, 2007 11:24:19 am PDT #8986 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

You are literally close enough for me to pick you up on my way home from work! And, you're just down the road from the Grapevine.

Sweet! Why can't it be June now, damnit?

yes, the three of us had lunch, right? I mean, two lawyers wouldn't lie! Also, Maria, are you planning on going the Detroit in the next 6 months? I'm planning a recruiting trip,and it would be fun to be there together

Yep. We had the mini-burgers at Matchbox. Aimee wanted pizza but we overruled her.

I will probably be in Detroit in the next 6 months but I'm not sure when yet. I'll know better in September.

Please please please please?????

Alright already. It's the least I can do after not being able to meet up with you 2 weeks ago.


Vortex - Jul 31, 2007 11:26:36 am PDT #8987 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

cool. I plan my own travel, so I can work around your dates. Preferably before November, but not a must.


Pix - Jul 31, 2007 11:27:28 am PDT #8988 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t waves


Aims - Jul 31, 2007 11:30:05 am PDT #8989 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Kristin! Hey chica!


Pix - Jul 31, 2007 11:32:20 am PDT #8990 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Empress! Heya back! Sounds like you had a great weekend. Very happy for you.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 31, 2007 11:35:23 am PDT #8991 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Chucks Jello at both Aimée & Kristin, for old times sake.

Runs.


Maria - Jul 31, 2007 11:36:15 am PDT #8992 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Hi sorella!

Pete, you look quite adorable running.


Daisy Jane - Jul 31, 2007 11:39:43 am PDT #8993 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Sweet! Why can't it be June now, damnit?

I know! Do you like Mexican food? Or Sal's pizza? Shopping? Bars? Dives or swank? Live music? Hairdos and pedicures?