Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2007 12:17:39 pm PDT #8438 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

NOT a good strategy, Joseph.


Toddson - Jul 27, 2007 12:18:29 pm PDT #8439 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

MM, how'd she get hold of Q-tips?

Maybe EM has developed a transporter - have you taught her the virtues of sharing yet?


Miracleman - Jul 27, 2007 12:20:40 pm PDT #8440 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Wouldn't work with Emeline anyway.

True story: She is really getting into the whole "pretending" phase. And a big part of pretending starts with monsters. So she'll run around around saying "Aaaahhh!! A mo'ster, a mo'ster, daddy, daddy, a mo'ster!!"

The other day she runs up to me and says "Daddy!! A mo'ster!!" I say to her "Should we hide?"

She says "No, daddy!! C'mere, me hit it!!"

Slayer in training? We can only hope.


juliana - Jul 27, 2007 12:24:05 pm PDT #8441 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"No, daddy!! C'mere, me hit it!!"

Are you sure Susan Sto-Helit hasn't been baby-sitting her?


Miracleman - Jul 27, 2007 12:32:40 pm PDT #8442 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Man, if I could get Susan Sto-Helit to nanny for Emeline I would never have to worry again.

Now, I'll go look at the link.


DavidS - Jul 27, 2007 1:02:41 pm PDT #8443 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In the ten minutes I spent taking out trash, cleaning the shit out of the back yard and helping Aimee's mom put away a couple of groceries, she managed to spill water everywhere, write with water on two windows with a Q-tip, write on the computer screen with (thankfully washable) marker, get blocks everywhere, denude the couch and loveseat of throw pillows and spread her books over three counties.

So...she's Max and you're Ruby?


Miracleman - Jul 27, 2007 1:04:24 pm PDT #8444 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So...she's Max and you're Ruby?

Only if Ruby's mistake were to leave EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET nearby, yes.


Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2007 1:18:01 pm PDT #8445 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So, we get to call Joe "Ruby" now?


DavidS - Jul 27, 2007 1:24:55 pm PDT #8446 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ruby Joe, Diamond Jim...


Glamcookie - Jul 27, 2007 3:16:22 pm PDT #8447 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Dying of the humanity. About to get in line for Pia Guerra (Y the Last Man artist) and then get the hell out.