The most wankery I've come across has been not so much the fandom as non-Potterphiles scorning and sneering at everyone getting all het up.
JZ, for those people (who you know really want to read The Book, or they wouldn't make such a fuss) [link]
ETA: May not be work safe
Ha ha ha ha!!! DJ, those are hilarious.
But they couldn't kill his hate.
I am heading out in a few hours to fetch SA. You may commence your jealousy.
Puppycat is being both needy and evil. Why? She just tried to gnaw on my brand-new pedicure.
It warm today and I am officially pleased with my hair being cut. And skirts.
Hec, I went with the full-on Posh. Stacked in the back, asymmetrical. I really hope I don't look like an idiot with this hair cut.
And skirts.
Skirts are good.
Puppycat needs to NOT be chewy on the well-groomed toes!
Hec, I went with the full-on Posh. Stacked in the back, asymmetrical. I really hope I don't look like an idiot with this hair cut.
Wow! I wanna see.
You're way pretty enough to carry off that look, Cash.
That cut looks great on you! I love the color, too.
Thanks, guys! You guys can always deal a death blow to low self-esteem.
Eff you, low self esteem!
Now unhand our Cashmere, for LO! She is too beautiful to have dealings with such a scourge as thee!!!