It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 20, 2007 10:44:11 am PDT #7474 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I like a good looming

OK, now that sounds porny.


ChiKat - Jul 20, 2007 10:58:03 am PDT #7475 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Mooom!! Gris is being all taunty!!!


Atropa - Jul 20, 2007 11:34:33 am PDT #7476 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Today's edition of Shiny Thing Jilli Wants Very Badly: this is a very cute and clever corset.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 20, 2007 11:52:38 am PDT #7477 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I guess painting from a stationary bike wouldn't work unless you had a very Action Painting style.

Don't think I haven't considered it.

It can certainly raise the loomee's heartrate!

Yes, yes it can. I like to think I provide a service.

this is a very cute and clever corset.

Meh. I like the idea but I'm so-so on the execution.


Aims - Jul 20, 2007 12:04:48 pm PDT #7478 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok, creepy boy. Sign your lease and go HOME!! I HAVE TO GO HOME AND GET DRESSED UP AND IGNORE MY PARENTS AND GO BUY MY BOOK!!

t is fifteen


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 20, 2007 12:06:36 pm PDT #7479 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Ok, creepy boy.

It took a bottom moment to realize you weren't talking to me.

Doofus.

Edit: Yes, I really wrote 'bottom'. Apparently I have creative dyslexia with a dose of lavatorial humor.


Tom Scola - Jul 20, 2007 12:07:22 pm PDT #7480 of 10001
hwæt

There's a book being released that Aimée wants?


Pix - Jul 20, 2007 12:08:52 pm PDT #7481 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I am having a really bad afternoon. Really don't want to talk about it at the moment, but some calm~ma would be appreciated. Am frazzled and fragile right now.


Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2007 12:14:25 pm PDT #7482 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

There's a book being released that Aimée wants?

Yes, and why she is spending money on friviloties like books instead of paying rent I do not know.


Cashmere - Jul 20, 2007 12:15:21 pm PDT #7483 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Today's edition of Shiny Thing Jilli Wants Very Badly: this is a very cute and clever corset.

Oh, Jilli, I want that for you!