I have a feeling that my beer dinner cheese making ways are going to come to an end soon, because Tom is actually, you know, paying attention to what this all costs. Stupid reality.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 18, 2007 5:02:44 am PDT #7074 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Ginger - Jul 18, 2007 5:17:13 am PDT #7075 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
At the Y this morning, a small person about that age was screaming and yelling plaintively "I don't want to go."
Aims - Jul 18, 2007 5:19:29 am PDT #7076 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
{{{Poor baby}}}
You guys at The Treehouse again?
Steph L. - Jul 18, 2007 5:25:14 am PDT #7077 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Being three years old is very hard.
I know, right? Everytime I hang out with a 3 year old and there's howling about THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL, I'm all, aw. It's hard out here for a toddler.
I am at work, and SA is snoozing on my couch. Toddlers don't know JACK about injustice.
t /sleeeeepy Teppy
Nora Deirdre - Jul 18, 2007 5:28:51 am PDT #7078 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
(I would like to point out I had my sarcastic font on wrt to toddler woe)
Ginger - Jul 18, 2007 5:30:49 am PDT #7079 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My theory is that toddlers yell out loud what we're all screaming inside. We are all oppressed by the injustice of us all, but as adults we're supposed to suffer in silence, even though inside we're sobbing "I don't want to go!"
Steph L. - Jul 18, 2007 5:30:52 am PDT #7080 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
(I would like to point out I had my sarcastic font on wrt to toddler woe)
(And I had my self-mocking font on w/r/t the INJUSTICE of me having to be at work while SA snoozes.)
tommyrot - Jul 18, 2007 5:32:19 am PDT #7081 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am at work, and SA is snoozing on my couch. Toddlers don't know JACK about injustice.
I think the only fair thing to do is to call home and wake her up.
OK, maybe she should get a pass on account of car difficulties....
Nora Deirdre - Jul 18, 2007 5:36:09 am PDT #7082 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore!
WAHHHHH!
Vortex - Jul 18, 2007 5:36:21 am PDT #7083 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My theory is that toddlers yell out loud what we're all screaming inside. We are all oppressed by the injustice of us all, but as adults we're supposed to suffer in silence, even though inside we're sobbing "I don't want to go!"
MadTV had this hilarious skit about adult tantrums, and they were all situations where you just wanted to flip out like a mammal, but had to be a grown up, like the one where the woman filled out the wrong form, and had to get back in line after she had filled out the correct one, so she started screaming and crying.