Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jul 17, 2007 9:28:53 am PDT #6941 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What the fuck are gauchos?

Something you don't want to wear.


Daisy Jane - Jul 17, 2007 9:29:37 am PDT #6942 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Just got the details. I think I'm going to throw up. Mos def time for a smoke.


Atropa - Jul 17, 2007 9:37:42 am PDT #6943 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy birthday, juliana! (One of my dreams last night involved you and me getting ready to go out dancing. It made me happy.)


brenda m - Jul 17, 2007 9:39:37 am PDT #6944 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jesus, DJ. I hope it all turns out, um, as unbad as possible?


Kathy A - Jul 17, 2007 9:41:00 am PDT #6945 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm working on Friday night at B&N, and was going to go as Trelawney. But, I just had a brilliant idea: dress in black (since I don't have anything brown--too bad!), pin letters down the front spelling "FIREBOLT", whack the top of a broomstick off and tie it to the top of my head!

Whaddya think, too dorky?


Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2007 9:41:27 am PDT #6946 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

OMG, that's too adorable! Pictures!


Beverly - Jul 17, 2007 9:42:28 am PDT #6947 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

But Kathy, wouldn't you have to spell it 'TLOBERIF"?


Kathy A - Jul 17, 2007 9:43:15 am PDT #6948 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

From top to bottom? Probably, but I'm not looking to make perfect sense here.


Daisy Jane - Jul 17, 2007 9:43:42 am PDT #6949 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm not going to repeat the whole thing here, but the text messages, blogposts and ransacking the house, I kinda knew about.

The other stuff, I did not


Steph L. - Jul 17, 2007 9:45:39 am PDT #6950 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

even found a list of types of abuse that I had hidden in a card under my bedside table. He has checked the ones he feels he has done and x-ed off the ones he feels he hasn’t.

Jesus, that's fucking psychotic.