Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Jul 17, 2007 7:30:33 am PDT #6886 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I manged to get 20 minutes on the treadmill before the childcare center called me down. Miss Liv was having a meltdown. Still, 20 minutes is 20 minutes.

Then I ruined it because Owen wanted to stop at "Old Macdonald's" for french fries and chocolate milk.

I ate a cheeseburger. Mmmm...greasy.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 17, 2007 7:31:45 am PDT #6887 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I need something to fill my tummy.

Considers preganancy joke, decides against it...

So, I better go wake up the gothic slumberbunny, hadn't it?


Ginger - Jul 17, 2007 7:35:57 am PDT #6888 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Happy birthday to the legendary Juliana!

Yay mortgage! (That's not a phrase you hear too often.)

Aimee, I wish the job thing could have magically worked out differently. I know you like your boss.

I am a completely frazzled person. My cleaning people were supposed to come between 1 and 3, and after I got back from the Y, I was still scrambling around putting stuff up. Then I did a phone interview for an article. At 11, I went to pick up some prescriptions I was out of. At about 11:30, I was standing in the world's longest prescription line when the cleaning company called and said the cleaners were already at my house. I was also getting Prilosec, and since I've been out for a couple of days, my acid reflux is eating me alive. I didn't get back here until about noon. I can haz screaming fit now?


Aims - Jul 17, 2007 7:36:00 am PDT #6889 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Considers preganancy joke, decides against it...

Sillyface.


juliana - Jul 17, 2007 7:37:23 am PDT #6890 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Awwww. MM and Em, feel better soon, dolls. I hate nightmare hangovers.

Interview~ma, Sail!!

YAY Robin & DH!! Go you with the homeowning!!

She is a fuzzy wikkle goth, yes, she is.

Me, too. I had whacked-out dreams, very Aesop-y in character.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, y'all (and you're making me blush)!!! I celebrated by getting up hella early and trekking to the DMV to get my vroomvroomvroooooom motorcycle license. Yay! I R Serious Rider now. This R Serious Vroom.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 17, 2007 7:39:12 am PDT #6891 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Sillyface.

Ma'am, I will have you know that I am 100% silly; head to toe.

Morning, Juliana.


ChiKat - Jul 17, 2007 7:42:33 am PDT #6892 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, juliana!!!

Yay, Robin!!!!! I am so excited for you and DH!

{{Miracleborns}} All kinds of ~ma on the job fronts.

And, Interview ~ma to Sail. She's probably in her interview right now.

Also, I gotta get tuned in to the raw milk underground.

I love Nora so very much. mmm.....cheese....

Ma'am, I will have you know that I am 100% silly; head to toe.

Huh. Everyone else says 100% "adorable."


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 17, 2007 7:44:34 am PDT #6893 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Huh. Everyone else says 100% "adorable."

Yep, it's not even 10 am here and someone has used the A word.

ChiKat? OTMFL.


javachik - Jul 17, 2007 7:46:37 am PDT #6894 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday, Juliana!!


ChiKat - Jul 17, 2007 7:50:14 am PDT #6895 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yep, it's not even 10 am here and someone has used the A word.

It's almost noon here. Does that make a difference?