I went to a Baptist high school. Sometimes I think there isn't enough porn in the world to fix that experience.
Right, there comes a point where you have to either move on, or just buy yourself a Klingon costume and go with it.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Jul 16, 2007 4:21:23 pm PDT #6790 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
amych - Jul 16, 2007 4:29:13 pm PDT #6791 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I went to a Baptist high a school. Sometimes I think there isn't enough porn in the world to fix that experience.
I went to the hub's HS reunion, at the school that split off from the baptists because the baptists were way too Establishment. I can't decide whether to say I feel, or CAN'T EVEN BEGIN to approach your pain.
(OTOH, the ones there who didn't go to Bob Jones have enough good taste in bourbon to numb anyone's pain....)
Dear Bridal Boutiques Everywhere
But this? JUST. PLAIN. EVIL.
Zenkitty - Jul 16, 2007 4:30:38 pm PDT #6792 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Keep working on it, ND!
Daisy Jane - Jul 16, 2007 4:32:05 pm PDT #6793 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aw Aims, I'm sorry. They suck!
Laga - Jul 16, 2007 4:41:57 pm PDT #6794 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
ND: I've got a tape that might do the trick. Do you have a VCR?
Nora Deirdre - Jul 16, 2007 4:47:45 pm PDT #6795 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I cried so much when shopping for my bridesmaid dress. Man, that sucked hard.
Cashmere - Jul 16, 2007 4:52:36 pm PDT #6796 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I bought mine in one hour--walked into David's Bridal and bought the first one I tried on, off the rack. I only had to take up the halter neck a teeny bit. Thank goodness for their size 16.
But yeah, the bridesmaid dress hunt is of the evil. Not good for the self esteem at all.
Kids are in bed, DH is at the gym. I should catch up on the last episode of Doctor Who and fold laundry.
Daisy Jane - Jul 16, 2007 4:52:51 pm PDT #6797 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Y'know what? I'm going to open up a shop that's not a set size of dresses. There's just going to be pictures, and women can come in, and we'll find them a wardrobe of the most flattering designs. Then, we'll pick colors and fabric types, and when she comes in to pick up her clothes only a little tailoring will be needed.
Before she tries them on, we'll inspect the detailing and stitching in bright light, so she can make sure everything is perfect. Then she'll get a little wine and relaxing music while candles are lit and soft lighting turned on.
Then, we bring on the cabana boys to shower them in adoration.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 16, 2007 4:53:25 pm PDT #6798 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I will purchase all of my clothes there.
NoiseDesign - Jul 16, 2007 4:54:24 pm PDT #6799 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
A VCR? I vaguely remember those.