Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jul 16, 2007 5:42:32 am PDT #6716 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nora, you are, as always, supportive and wonderful and even if you were to post, 'Stupid bitch, take the job and shut the fuck up." I would still read it with the hug implied.

And thank you Vortex, that helps so much to have a somewhat script.

And thanks to All of my Bitches for being so, well, Bitch-like. {{{LOVE}}}


Nora Deirdre - Jul 16, 2007 5:50:49 am PDT #6717 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

nd even if you were to post, 'Stupid bitch, take the job and shut the fuck up." I would still read it with the hug implied.

As if. Hey, if we were at Teppy's brother's bar, I could order you a tall glass of "Shut the Hell Up" [link] and then give you a hug in person. Hm. let's do that!


Hil R. - Jul 16, 2007 6:09:18 am PDT #6718 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Argh. A good friend of mine has her thesis defense today. Last week, she asked if I was going to come. I said, "If you want me there, I'll be there." (For this kind of thing, some people like all the moral support they can get, while other get more nervous if there are more people, so we generally go with the "I'll be there if you want me there" thing.) She told me to be there.

I just overslept. I am a horrible friend.


sj - Jul 16, 2007 6:10:04 am PDT #6719 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Good luck today, Aimee.


DavidS - Jul 16, 2007 6:13:13 am PDT #6720 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I had a dream last night that I got to hold Matilda. Only in my dream, she was the same size as Dylan, just with more hair. And looked nothing at all like Matilda does in real life.

Awww. She's probably not much bigger than Dylan. She's wearing supercute socks this morning that look like Mary Janes. Also she only woke up once last night.


Toddson - Jul 16, 2007 6:48:01 am PDT #6721 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Aimee, if being a better person, more people would do it ... and the world would be better for it.

In other news - literally - Fox News seems to have hit a new low. The Southern Poverty Law Center (huh?) reports and debunks it.


victor infante - Jul 16, 2007 6:56:01 am PDT #6722 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

OK. It's stupid and vain, but it's always bothered me that, while I'm mentioned in Wikipedia's "Poetry Slam" entry (rebutting criticism from Harold Bloom in the "Slam and Academia" section), I didn't actually have an entry of my own. And while I know several other writers who've created their own entries, and see it as a sensible marketing tool, I just can't bring myself to write anything more than the basic information.

So I've come up with a solution. I've created a Wikipedia page for myself, and I'm asking you to flesh it out. Thankfully, I'm not overly concerned if what you add is true, so by all means, be creative! The only two rules are: A.) If it's hurtful to myself or others, I'll delete it, and B.) Don't make it so crazy that the Wikipedia editors shut it down. Or, if you're inclined, put true stuff. That works, too.

So there it is. Please contribute to my fictionalized history!


DavidS - Jul 16, 2007 6:59:15 am PDT #6723 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm asking you to flesh it out.

Looks like Xander, talks like Giles, smokes like Spike...


victor infante - Jul 16, 2007 7:00:45 am PDT #6724 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Looks like Xander, talks like Giles, smokes like Spike...

Heh. That would work best with a photo essay ...


Aims - Jul 16, 2007 7:07:41 am PDT #6725 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok. Talked to Boss. He wants to research benefits. He's so awesome.