We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2007 5:37:43 am PDT #6433 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Eventually. I'll be collecting the stories on tape, then transcribing them.

If you want help with that let me know. I love listening to family stories (even if it's not my family).


vw bug - Jul 13, 2007 5:41:33 am PDT #6434 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

If you want help with that let me know

Oh, my. You have no idea what you just offered! The files will be digital, so I can just e-mail them to you. If you want to help, I'd greatly appreciate it. I'm going to have between 30-40 hours to transcribe.


Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2007 5:43:28 am PDT #6435 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Cool.


ChiKat - Jul 13, 2007 7:09:01 am PDT #6436 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Bleargh....need coffee....

And, oddly, I feel the need for ice cream Snickers.


juliana - Jul 13, 2007 7:27:14 am PDT #6437 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Mr. DJ is FTW. Totally. I have a wee crush on him now.

I won't be able to go, and I already miss everyone.

:( Aw. And I'm making shortbread, too! And maybe brownies. Possibly scones. If scones, then I will bring clotted cream.

"This is Connie Neil. If found, return to (full address and phone number). Reward."

Awwwwwwww. Yay for sweet DHseseses.

Nyargh. Everyone in the office is asking me if I'm going to Burning Man (we're a large part of the planning process/theme this year), and I keep having to explain that no, I really don't want to be stuck in the middle of the desert hours away from the Internet and anything resembling shade or water or my bed, with a bunch of eco-hippie-artist-whackaloons. Seriously, the thought of having to go starts the panic attack process. I'm so not going.


Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2007 7:39:16 am PDT #6438 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

what is FTW?

Like I said the other night, L has been doing much better. She keeps getting sideswiped by the ex though. She just sent me this exchange about her dog that he still wants over sometimes. How's this for passive aggressive?

L:Are you coming by to get Pixie?

AH: If my plans for tonight change, I will.

L: Ok, please let me know if you decide to come and get her.

AH:If it's that big of deal, don't worry about it. I'm going to dinner and going to see Harry Potter tonight. So I don't care. Just kind of missed her and she and Reagan like to play.

L:Not a big deal, I just would like to know whether or not I should expect her to be there when I get home. It's fine either way. Have fun and I hope the movie is good!

AH: It won't be the same without seeing it with you, but I am so so tired of being the only one to make an effort.

Way to act like an adult dude.


Ailleann - Jul 13, 2007 7:42:54 am PDT #6439 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

FTW = "for the win". Internet speak for "that is the most awesomest of all."


ChiKat - Jul 13, 2007 7:45:39 am PDT #6440 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

FTW = "for the win". Internet speak for "that is the most awesomest of all."

Then, yes, Mr. DJ is indeed this. That note is just the sweetest thing.


Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2007 7:45:57 am PDT #6441 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah. I kept reading F as From.


ChiKat - Jul 13, 2007 7:48:39 am PDT #6442 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I had no idea what FTW meant. I kept coming up with things that I knew could not be right. First True Wife? For The Wife? Fork The Whitey? (I blame that last one on "eat a muffin, whitey!")