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'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jul 12, 2007 7:28:03 pm PDT #6367 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I'm ready, Vortex! FLY, SNICKER BAR, FLY!


DavidS - Jul 12, 2007 7:32:38 pm PDT #6368 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emily looks muy foamy.

Back from the wilds of Walnut Creek where Emmett's all-star team had a come from behind win. We've gone all the way along the winner's bracket and now have two shots to win the District Championship.

Emmett had two bits worth reporting.

When we were down 3-0 in the third, Emmett got on with a clean single through the hole between short and third. Then they had Emmett do a straight steal of second. Which we hardly ever do, but they thought the catcher wasn't in proper position to throw and we weren't doing much against their pitcher. Emmett gets down and the throw is high. He's safe.

He moves up on a passed ball and is at third. Next batter hits a hard grounder to the third baseman as Emmett breaks for home. It's not a force. Third baseman throws home, but Emmett doesn't go all the way back to third (which he could have). He purposefully gets into a pickle because he saw that the pitcher didn't come down behind the catcher to join the rundown rotation. So when the catcher throws to third, Emmett breaks for home and blows by the catcher because nobody's covering home, scoring the first run.

Their coach was so pissed he called a timeout and reamed out his team on the field. (Not cool.)

After Emmett scored the first run, we loaded the bases and scored two on a gorgeous double by Matthew.

So, tie game.

Later Emmett was catching. Now, at our fields the catcher doesn't get much opportunity to catch foul pops because the backstop fence has a big overhang. The ball goes up, bangs off the overhang and it's a dead ball.

At this field though they have no overhang.

So foul pop. Emmett stands up and throws off his mask. Turns around. Blows a bubble. Makes a basket catch for the out.

Then Emmett's friend Jack hit a massive two run home run to ice the game.

In other exciting news, I got a cool interview with the guy who shot Tom Waits album cover and the video for "In the Neighborhood."


Ginger - Jul 12, 2007 7:33:46 pm PDT #6369 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

ND throws it to erika. erika passes to connie who chucks it to Steph. Steph tosses to ChiKat who goes long to amych. amych does the hook and ladder up to Vortex for a hail mary into NE.

Obviously he can't pass it through Michigan, because it would be intercepted.

That's a great picture of y'all. What it reminds me, Aimee and MM, is that we haven't seen new Emeline pictures in roughly forever. We must have more cute.

eta: Love the hair, Emily.


Daisy Jane - Jul 12, 2007 7:35:17 pm PDT #6370 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Obviously he can't pass it through Michigan, because it would be intercepted.

Right!?! I was gonna have a thing where amych fakes to you, but I forgot.


Pix - Jul 12, 2007 7:38:12 pm PDT #6371 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Does this mean no Ice Cream Snickers Bar? Well damn.

What it reminds me, Aimee and MM, is that we haven't seen new Emeline pictures in roughly forever. We must have more cute.

Also, very much this.


Emily - Jul 12, 2007 7:43:13 pm PDT #6372 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I wish most people hadn't already gone to bed, because I'm making dinner and was looking forward to a cook-n-post.


amych - Jul 12, 2007 7:44:27 pm PDT #6373 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Does this mean no Ice Cream Snickers Bar? Well damn.

::finally looks up from the licked-clean wrapper of the Miracle Snickers Bar What Fell From The Skies::


Pix - Jul 12, 2007 7:44:52 pm PDT #6374 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I'm up. I shouldn't be, but I am. Not much sure how much longer I'll be up, but I'm up for now.

ETA: t gives amych the stinkeye


Scrappy - Jul 12, 2007 7:45:41 pm PDT #6375 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I'm awake, Emily. Just finished my incredibly gourmet dinner of Campbell's Chunky Chicken Gumbo and am having a delicious dessert of Raisinets. Not much in the way of cooking there.


Burrell - Jul 12, 2007 7:46:32 pm PDT #6376 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm up, but if I'm wise I'll go pass out soon. So. Friggin'. Tired.