ETA: Although, I have signed a pledge to not engage in sex outside of marriage in order to teach Sunday School at my church. I won't break that, so either I'll stop teaching Sunday School, or I'll wait.

They made you sign a pledge to teach Sunday School? I mean, I'm not pooh-poohing the idea that a teacher have a healthy spiritual life (and that includes resisting all sorts of temptations -- not just sexual). That's a very biblical idea, but a pledge?

(Did you also have to pledge not worship any other gods/make a graven image, keep the sabbath, honor your parents, lie, murder, steal, take the name of the Lord in vain, or covet?)

(I'm just sayin'...)

Cool! Can you make that 500 words?

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Heh. I was wondering how you'd done it so fast.

Er. That's kind of a roundabout analogy, but you see what I mean.

Oh, I like that! That'll definitely work. I hope. Grandpa's gonna be the difficult one, I suspect, and I don't even really *want* to be collecting his oral history. Blech.

They made you sign a pledge to teach Sunday School?

Yes. Yes, they did. There were a bunch of things on it, but the sex stuff was the big one. I have a copy of it somewhere here. God only knows where!

Heh. I was wondering how you'd done it so fast.

I totally dare you to do that.

Okay, except for how I WANT A JOB. Kinda. Heh.

I know. I didn't say it was a good plan.

Hey, this seems like a Bitchesque question. I just went and got my hair done, all short and sassy (well, shorter, anyway) with product and curls and stuff. I'm going back today to get it colored. Do you think she'll be offended if I kinda just didn't do anything with it today, since that's the only thing I'm leaving the house for?

Am I overthinking things again?

Am I overthinking things again?

Maybe.

But, then again, I'm the girl who got out of the shower and threw on a hat today so I wouldn't have to do anything to my hair. It was a fun and sassy hat.

Yes. Yes, they did. There were a bunch of things on it, but the sex stuff was the big one. I have a copy of it somewhere here. God only knows where!

It's behind the couch, under the chastity belt.