This is the Buffista Wish List.
Well, not entirely...
And considering that I'm allergic to dark chocolate.
You know I'm shaking my head at you right now, don't you?
Occasionally I'm callous and strange.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 12, 2007 12:19:46 pm PDT #6240 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
ChiKat - Jul 12, 2007 12:21:58 pm PDT #6241 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I won't live in sin, not because I think that there's anything wrong with it, but I just want to save it for marriage.
Vortex is me. I'll do some sinning before marriage, but not the living together kind. I'm just weird that way.
Miracleman - Jul 12, 2007 12:23:24 pm PDT #6242 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
You know I'm shaking my head at you right now, don't you?
You're not the one who is going to have to deal with her lying on the couch while holding her stomach and moaning "Why? Why?". And I don't get to smack her on the back of the head and call her a dumbass 'cause she's "sick".
*grumblemuttergrumblestoopidAimeegrumblechocolatemutter*
amych - Jul 12, 2007 12:26:04 pm PDT #6243 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I've always said that getting married is fun - you dress up, have a party, drink, dance, eat cake. It's BEING married that's the hard part (says the single lady).
Or, if you're weird like me, exactly the opposite.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 12, 2007 12:26:38 pm PDT #6244 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
You're not the one who is going to have to deal with her lying on the couch while holding her stomach and moaning "Why? Why?". And I don't get to smack her on the back of the head and call her a dumbass 'cause she's "sick".
And she didn't even save you any...
So when she says 'Why? Why?" try to quickly answer each 'why' with retorts like "Mint" "Chocolate" "Gluttony" and "Save some for me, dammit".
Of course, when she punches you, it's not my fault, but be sure to video it for YouTube.
Vortex - Jul 12, 2007 12:29:48 pm PDT #6245 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Shit I didn't say:
I drafted the goddamned letter for you, you gigantic tool, because I knew it would take a week for you to do it. You have emailed it back to me saying "please use this". You do NOT actually expect me to print the shit out and TAKE IT TO YOU IN A DIFFERENT BUILDING when all YOU have to do is hit print? And this question is rhetorical because you DO expect that, you ginormous, elephantine, ricockulous POMPOUS ASS.
BTW, this kind of shit is why you are getting exactly two weeks' notice from me when I get a new job. I don't care if I know months in advance. I will give you exactly as much consideration as you give me.
Toddson - Jul 12, 2007 12:30:48 pm PDT #6246 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Or you could develop a family emergency that demands you leave RIGHT NOW.
vw bug - Jul 12, 2007 12:31:12 pm PDT #6247 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I do not plan to ever live in sin, but, well, that didn't work out so well before, so don't count on it.
ETA: Although, I have signed a pledge to not engage in sex outside of marriage in order to teach Sunday School at my church. I won't break that, so either I'll stop teaching Sunday School, or I'll wait.
ETAA: Boy, it's easy to make a pledge like that when you're not seeing anyone. Now that dating is actually likely in the near future, I'm not sure I like that plan.
Zenkitty - Jul 12, 2007 12:34:11 pm PDT #6248 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Actually, I'm all for living in "sin". Makes it a hell of a lot easier to leave when it all goes to hell. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
brenda m - Jul 12, 2007 12:54:02 pm PDT #6249 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I read that as a man, some cake, and some gin, which would also be okay.
I'll call the local shelters. I'm pretty much in love with him already but ... I don't want his tail anywhere near me because I'm a total wuss like that.
Just promise me when the vet starts to take him from the room you'll yell OFF with his tail! like the Red Queen or something. I'd hate to miss an opportunity like that.