Well, good. Okay, I'll give it a shot. I'm just getting a little annoyed at all these schools and districts with the very different, time-consuming application requirements. Like, standardize a little, could you?

ETA: Hey, could I use you as a character reference? Which, by the way, this is the first time I've been asked for?

Oh, the earworm....

*dances*

Are you applying to a specific school or just the district in general?

"Math Teacher positions - Middle and High School (alameda)", according to craigslist.

In other news, who puts snaps on a skirt? Especially weak-ass snaps?

Ok, well, if it gets to the point where they toss around school names, we can give you the inside scoop. Or come Sunday and we can give you the low down in person.

Sweet!

How am I supposed to pick my character references, anyway?

Dear Bitches,

Jensen Ackles in pink: [link]

Don't say I don't take care of you.

Love,
Cindy

Oof! I'm all swoony. And having Pretty-in-Pink flashbacks -- isn't that essentially what James Spader's character wore?

I really kinda want this hat, which is ridonkulous. I'm not even vaguely Renaissance! Maybe the decoration on a top hat. Yes. I need to get the bloody top hat. And the cane. Right.