Shit I didn't say:
Jesus, woman, must you scream when talking on the phone? I'm 5 offices down with the door closed and I still hear your loud mouth. SHUT IT!
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Jul 10, 2007 10:53:30 am PDT #5858 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
sj - Jul 10, 2007 10:54:11 am PDT #5859 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm in RI right now. It's 85 here, which is not as hot as they were warning, but I am a heat whimp.
Trudy Booth - Jul 10, 2007 10:57:40 am PDT #5860 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesus, woman, must you scream when talking on the phone?
Its not a Nokia, is it?
Zenkitty - Jul 10, 2007 10:58:25 am PDT #5861 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Shit I didn't say:
Isn't there anyone else in this office who can do your work for you but me?
tommyrot - Jul 10, 2007 11:08:26 am PDT #5862 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Things I didn't say (to my boss):
Yes, that was a good idea, but I don't think it was mine.
Sparky1 - Jul 10, 2007 11:10:59 am PDT #5863 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
YUM: booze, tostatas and birthday cake (okay, I may be imagining cake because of all the birthday wishes for Sox, but still).
This daydreaming brought to you by my benefits office, who can't figure out my dental coverage and has put me on hold.
SailAweigh - Jul 10, 2007 11:12:16 am PDT #5864 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Happy Birthday, Sox!
Damn, I brushed the cats a little and didn't wash my hands. Now my hands are itching like the bejesus. Time to see if I have any hydrocortisone cream lying around.
Glamcookie - Jul 10, 2007 11:13:25 am PDT #5865 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Its not a Nokia, is it?
No, it's not even a cell phone. Land line! Phone screamer! AAAAHHH!
Sparky1 - Jul 10, 2007 11:16:12 am PDT #5866 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
The gods don't like it when you demolish libraries [link]
The wrecking ball, about 3 feet across, was being used to demolish part of a library at Allegheny College when the cable snapped, police said.
JZ - Jul 10, 2007 11:58:47 am PDT #5867 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Speaking of being trapped on hold, Sparky, any progress on the getting-your-mail front?