I'll *cut* you! Hyah! *put shiv on couch* *wait for Erin to sit down and shiv herself*
Hey! That's...dammit! Shut the hel....dammit!
- flail. pout. sputter*
Anyway, I'd just hafta to use my Spork of Vengance on him.
Don't make me spork a bitch.
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jul 09, 2007 12:37:24 pm PDT #5717 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 12:38:53 pm PDT #5718 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Try it, you, and I'll pull my Ninja Salad Tongs o' Doomefyin' on yo' ass.
ChiKat - Jul 09, 2007 12:40:11 pm PDT #5719 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, MM, I'm sorry. They suck.
NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2007 12:43:30 pm PDT #5720 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
ION I am alone in the Planetarium up at Griffith observatory doing a little work. I have the show to myself. Sometimes my job is way too cool.
Strix - Jul 09, 2007 12:45:59 pm PDT #5721 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, MM, I'm sorry. They suck
Yes, the Ninja Salad Tongs DO suck...
Okay, now I'm actually trying to see Ninja Salad Tongs, as in Yakuza.
"To what tong do you claim?"
"Ninja salad!"
Emily - Jul 09, 2007 12:47:35 pm PDT #5722 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
ION I am alone in the Planetarium up at Griffith observatory doing a little work.
jealous jealous jealous
NoiseDesign - Jul 09, 2007 12:49:15 pm PDT #5723 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
I'm kinda jealous of me and I'm here.
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2007 12:51:12 pm PDT #5724 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Can you go play with the telescope? Could you take some pictures of the Pleiades star cluster for me? (You know, the M45 cluster?)
Miracleman - Jul 09, 2007 12:54:32 pm PDT #5725 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
"To what tong do you claim?"
"Ninja salad!"
"You have brought dishonor on our house, Crouton-san. You must atone by cutting off your pinky finger with a Salad Shooter, the ancient weapon and sigil of our clan."
"Hai, Caesar Dressing."
erikaj - Jul 09, 2007 1:02:06 pm PDT #5726 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Re: COMM: It's funny cause it's true, Trudy.