You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - May 29, 2007 9:34:03 am PDT #547 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I once attended a wedding where all the bridesmaids loved their dresses. The bride picked out a flowered fabric, and told them to go forth and sew something suited to their shapes. So the tall drink of water sister had a slender sheath with a bolero jacket; the pudgy best friend had a full skirt; somebody else had huge puffed sleeves. ALL of them looked fabulous, and the photos were harmonious.

this is a good idea. What I will proabably do if I ever get married is pick a color from my favorite bridesmaid's dress designer ( watters and watters) and tell the bridesmaids that they can choose any dress that comes in that color.


EpicTangent - May 29, 2007 9:34:48 am PDT #548 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I just got a baby shower invitation and the information contained therein tells me that that the parents have registered at a place called Buy Buy Baby.

I know nothing of this place, and yet I find that I hate the name with a white hot passion and my opinion of this couple is a little lower than it was before.

Ugh. Me too.


Jessica - May 29, 2007 9:38:51 am PDT #549 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That's the impression you got, Jess?

I don't know what impression the trailers give -- I saw the movie last month.

Buy Buy Baby has a stupid name, but their stock is almost identical to Babys'R'Us. Their website, however, is decidedly of the suck. I was registered there for about 5 minutes before I ran screaming back to Amazon.

Juliana, YAY! I had a feeling he'd come around sooner or later.


NoiseDesign - May 29, 2007 9:42:06 am PDT #550 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Oh dear doG this meeting is still going on.

Choreographers are involved. Four of them. I think I need to shoot myself.


Frankenbuddha - May 29, 2007 10:01:51 am PDT #551 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh dear doG this meeting is still going on.

Choreographers are involved. Four of them. I think I need to shoot myself.

You want we should send a gaggle of costume designers and/or set decorators to mix things up a little?


juliana - May 29, 2007 10:03:12 am PDT #552 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Choreographers are involved. Four of them. I think I need to shoot myself.

No, no, no, just have them choreograph the dance-off in Grease in the style of Martha Graham. That should short out their brains long enough for you to take a shower.


SuziQ - May 29, 2007 10:05:02 am PDT #553 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

ND - Try this.


Pix - May 29, 2007 10:07:18 am PDT #554 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I once attended a wedding where all the bridesmaids loved their dresses. The bride picked out a flowered fabric, and told them to go forth and sew something suited to their shapes. So the tall drink of water sister had a slender sheath with a bolero jacket; the pudgy best friend had a full skirt; somebody else had huge puffed sleeves. ALL of them looked fabulous, and the photos were harmonious.

That's what I did! It looked very cool, and the bridesmaids were very happy with me.


NoiseDesign - May 29, 2007 10:09:26 am PDT #555 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Thank goodness, it's finally over. Choreographers aren't from the same world the rest of us are.


tommyrot - May 29, 2007 10:18:46 am PDT #556 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Choreographers aren't from the same world the rest of us are.

Does our yellow sun give them superpowers?

ION, thanks all for all the kitty well-wishes - it means a lot to me. I'm glad that I could convey at least some of Senor Sock's awesomeness in my posts here.