What'd you all order a dead guy for?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - May 24, 2007 4:09:36 pm PDT #54 of 10001
brillig

Connie, ruinous shipping might not be all that big a barrier to the true and dedicated stuff collector that is FIL. He wants them going to a good home beyond all reason. The feel-good factor may well motivate him.

I just called to Hubby, "Do you want a bunch of old Scientific Americans?" "That would be neat--oh, no, who died?" "No one's dead. We're talking boxes, here, now." "Oh, that would be neat--gosh, that would cost a lot to ship." "Hold that thought."

Yes, Good Homes R Us. Hubby keeps flipping through them in the supermarket and going, "I wish I could afford a subscription." Let the negotiations commence.


vw bug - May 24, 2007 4:11:23 pm PDT #55 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

connie, they could be sent media mail, so shipping might not be awful.


beth b - May 24, 2007 4:25:17 pm PDT #56 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

cute husbandman will be bringing me lemonade and will cook me dinner. This is very good. I think I wouldn't bother with food if he didn't make me some. which would be bad.


Connie Neil - May 24, 2007 4:31:34 pm PDT #57 of 10001
brillig

I just tried to help Hubby with the dishes. Since I do the working, he does the house as much as he can. He told me I was doing it wrong--and he was right--and while he did appreciate the attempt to help, he'd rather do it himself. Which is a relief, because I hate doing dishes, but, gosh, I should be able to do dishes.

Oh, the problems of the modern geek woman.


Aims - May 24, 2007 4:33:43 pm PDT #58 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Seanie - can you hop on IM?


Aims - May 24, 2007 4:39:07 pm PDT #59 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So, in Who needs enemies when you have friends like that? news....

Went to have lunch with a "friend" the other day. We aren't particularly close as she has, in the past, been a total hoor to me. Things were mended and whatever.

So there I am, having lunch with her - that *I* bought and grought with me, even though she invited me - and I noticed our Christmas card on the wall. I said, "Hey! There we are!" She replied, "Yep! I thought that was such a neat picture." "Why?", I asked, thinking stupidly that it was the novelty of the palm trees and such. She said, and I quote, "I thought it was neat how you posed yourself so noone could tell if you hadn't lost your baby weight. You can't see your hips, your belly or anything!"

I about choked on my salad.


Aims - May 24, 2007 4:41:49 pm PDT #60 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

FTR - this [link] was the picture.


JZ - May 24, 2007 4:43:46 pm PDT #61 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ye gods, Aims, what a sow!

eta: By which I mean her, obviously, not you. It may be a wee bit premature to move her back onto the complete hoor board, but she's definitely on notice.


beth b - May 24, 2007 4:45:01 pm PDT #62 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I give all my sick to your "friend"


vw bug - May 24, 2007 4:45:15 pm PDT #63 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

"Well, I think it's neat how you're so completely transparent."