I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - May 29, 2007 8:59:57 am PDT #534 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It was okay. Not great. The way the various characters map onto their "real-life" counterparts is nicely thoguht-out, but kind of clunky in execution.


Katerina Bee - May 29, 2007 9:02:24 am PDT #535 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Oh tommy. I am most grieved to hear that your Senor Socks has passed. What a fortunate kitty he was, to have lived with someone who treated him the way you did. I lost my old kitty Chloe two months ago, and I'm still very sad and missing her most terribly. So I am right there with you in the bereaved kitty huggers department.

Happy belated birthday Sean! Many happy returns, pinches, and spanks to ye.

For Aimee-the-Wedding-Planner: I once attended a wedding where all the bridesmaids loved their dresses. The bride picked out a flowered fabric, and told them to go forth and sew something suited to their shapes. So the tall drink of water sister had a slender sheath with a bolero jacket; the pudgy best friend had a full skirt; somebody else had huge puffed sleeves. ALL of them looked fabulous, and the photos were harmonious.

For everybody else: Hiya! Howzit going?


Aims - May 29, 2007 9:08:36 am PDT #536 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Katerina - we're thinking that we'll probably tell the girls David's Bridal Apple Red. Buy what you like in the seperates.


Sparky1 - May 29, 2007 9:08:41 am PDT #537 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I just got a baby shower invitation and the information contained therein tells me that that the parents have registered at a place called Buy Buy Baby.

I know nothing of this place, and yet I find that I hate the name with a white hot passion and my opinion of this couple is a little lower than it was before.

Today I am easily influenced.


Ginger - May 29, 2007 9:10:59 am PDT #538 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

At my cousin's wedding that I went to last week, it appeared that all the attendants had a particular pink fabric specified and were told the colors were pink and green, and they went forth and made whatever dress they wanted. Two of them should never wear that color pink, so it wasn't a total success. Everything at the wedding was pink and green, from invitations to the flowers, and I got tired of pink and green pretty quickly. I may be prejudiced because of my abiding hatred of the pink.


Toddson - May 29, 2007 9:11:06 am PDT #539 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Aimee, congrats to your sister. And if you're planning the wedding, shouldn't everyone be wearing tiaras? perhaps even the priest ....


Katerina Bee - May 29, 2007 9:15:08 am PDT #540 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I remember one creative young lady who got married on Halloween and had an Awful Bridesmaid Dress Makeover event at the party. She had glue guns and permanent markers and boxes of stuff for customizing, and the girls just thrashed their most hateful bridesmaid gear for fun. I thought this was a delightful entertainment.

I think the option of separates is most brilliant. Nobody will hate those enough to want to customize them.


Pix - May 29, 2007 9:17:19 am PDT #541 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

WHEEEEEE! It's so nice to see some good news to follow the bad.

Congrats to your sister, Aimee!

JULIANA! I am *so* happy for you. I'd squee and jump up and down, but I'm playing the radio version of The Scottish Play for my students, so that might be a tad distracting.


Ginger - May 29, 2007 9:17:55 am PDT #542 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Years ago, I was home sick, and one of the daytime shows -- Sally Jesse Rafael, maybe? -- had a show on women who had been bridesmaids numerous times but never brides. They each changed into a different bridesmaid's dress at each break, and the dresses were universally horrifying.


NoiseDesign - May 29, 2007 9:18:29 am PDT #543 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Will this telephone conference never end? I'd like to shower at some point.