Flight-ma, ND.
Don't I get a cookie?
Spike ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Jul 01, 2007 6:12:51 pm PDT #5075 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
DCJensen - Jul 01, 2007 6:15:34 pm PDT #5076 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
We expect a photo of the iPhone with buffistas.org on it someday, ND.
We'll wait until you get some sleep, of course. And work. And more rest....
DCJensen - Jul 01, 2007 6:26:34 pm PDT #5077 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
From a post in the Minneapolis Craigslist free section:
We have a bowl of individually wrapped candy left over from a theme party last night. (It was great, you should have been there, it was childhood-themed.) Candy includes: Laffy Taffy, Nerds, Nerds Gumballs and Sweet Tarts.
Also half a pitcher of spiked Kool-Aid if anyone really wants it. Please present ID and bring your own container. There's one Capri Sun left as well.
Want some punching balloons? They're not quite as much fun as I remembered and we have four.
And some plastic parachute men. Take them. They fall slowly. Neat!
Sorry, we're out of the hot dogs wrapped in crescent rolls and the dinosaur-shaped jello shots. But the rest is up for grabs, especially the candy!
But not the Lite Brite. That thing rocks.
We're hung over and have belly aches from booze and candy, respectively. Please take it away from us! Call me at 612-***-**** and it's yours!
* Location: Uptown
meara - Jul 01, 2007 6:32:25 pm PDT #5078 of 10001
That sounds like a fun party!!
Actual conversation today, after my ex noted I was shying away from her touch all afternoon as a bunch of us sat around drinking:
Her: I'm sorry, as a touchy-feely person, I'm just having a hard time avoiding touching you.
Me: Well, as a person who still wants to fuck you, I'm having the same issue.
Who me, bitter?
Cashmere - Jul 01, 2007 6:33:04 pm PDT #5079 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Add me to the jealous of the iPhone.
JZ, I'd definitely consult a professional at a memorabilia shop for those items--you don't want to list them too low.
DH took me out for sushi--a friend babysat for the kids and everything. Yummy.
beth b - Jul 01, 2007 7:08:13 pm PDT #5080 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I want ND to get a reasonable amount of sleep tonight.
I merea's ex to get a clue.
I want to way better tomorrow than I do today. Unlikely, because this is the worse day so far, but that doesn't change what I want
Cass - Jul 01, 2007 7:19:49 pm PDT #5081 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Okay, I am randomly talking on text and email and stuff tonight and my theme of the evening is, "I want someone to knock on my door with a pizza. And beer. And orgasms."
Pizza Hut dude just knocked on my door.
Whoa.
Said dude had diet Pepsi and it wasn't my pizza and it wasn't a porn flick so no orgasms either. But still!
I am hungry. I was tempted to pay for the pizza and take it but who really wants that kind of bad neighbor karma?
Me: Well, as a person who still wants to fuck you, I'm having the same issue.Oof.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 01, 2007 7:21:13 pm PDT #5082 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Goodness. Cass's brain is sassy tonight.
Gris - Jul 01, 2007 7:23:16 pm PDT #5083 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Me: Well, as a person who still wants to fuck you, I'm having the same issue.
This is painfully familiar.
meara - Jul 01, 2007 7:24:40 pm PDT #5084 of 10001
tsk. Cass, clearly the pizza boy had no porn because HE was supposed to be bringing the orgasms....
Oof
Yeah. When she responded "Well, i was gonna say that but I thought it might be vulgar", I was like goddamnit....
Edit: Sucks, don't it Gris? Would've been easier (if slightly more immediately painful) if she hadn't responded that way too....