Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jun 28, 2007 7:57:37 am PDT #4712 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

{{Daisy}} I'm so sorry. It's been one after the other, it seems.

Happy birthday, Hec!

Here, go get a free Jamba Juice when you buy one for JZ.


juliana - Jun 28, 2007 7:57:47 am PDT #4713 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, DJ. I'm so sorry, sweetie.


juliana - Jun 28, 2007 7:58:13 am PDT #4714 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

And...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HEC!!


Trudy Booth - Jun 28, 2007 8:19:56 am PDT #4715 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Happy Birthday Hec!

****

There is a woman in my office who is, shall we say, eccentric...

Among her pecularities is her choice to not wear a bra.

Now, I know any number of people who do not commonly wear bras. None of them, however, a) are extremely busty women in their sixties; b) regularly RUN up and down the halls of the office (another oddity, really); c) wear tiny little camisoles and then take off their suit jackets.

She's a pip. Besides the running and the lack of foundation garments there is the yelling loudly at her "damn machine" (a.k.a. computer) in a comically thick Chicago accent all. day. long. Basically, though, she is a nice woman and very good at her job.

Today, however, she got tired and decided to take a nap. Now, either our quiet room is occupied or too cold. And maybe all the guest offices are occupied. But I've never seen anyone in the central cube farm opt to plop down under their desk and take a nap...

Knees up...

Legs splayed...

In a skirt.

(We're all relieved to know that her dislike of underwear does not extend to panties. Which, in this case, are magenta.)


Pix - Jun 28, 2007 8:21:03 am PDT #4716 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Happy Birthday, Hec!


Cass - Jun 28, 2007 8:24:09 am PDT #4717 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Which, in this case, are magenta.
Bold choice.


DavidS - Jun 28, 2007 8:30:52 am PDT #4718 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's a nice hotsie totsie run of birthday wishes.

I had to borrow coffee money from Emmett this morning. But it's payday!

I can throw a lot of money at our deficit bank account and get a little bit back! Yay?


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2007 8:32:27 am PDT #4719 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay?

Well, at least you'll have scared the evil Negative Balance monsters away. For the time being.


Daisy Jane - Jun 28, 2007 8:32:49 am PDT #4720 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I had to borrow coffee money from Emmett this morning

Is he charging you interest?


DavidS - Jun 28, 2007 8:44:59 am PDT #4721 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is he charging you interest?

If he discovers usury we're all doomed.