Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
P.M. Marc - Jun 27, 2007 5:00:17 pm PDT #4646 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Daisy Jane - Jun 27, 2007 5:28:16 pm PDT #4647 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Thanks y'all. Just got off the phone with cousin K (cherub's mom if you're keeping track of my family tree). We realized it's been one every three months. Uncle Bill, Grandandy, Mimi, now Johnny.
Grim reaper better stay the fuck away from Bobby and DJ in September.
So, when I call Daddy for his birthday, do I mention it or not? There's every possibility he doesn't know. I'd feel weird not saying anything, but really don't want to deliver that news on his birthday.
K says telling him might make him realize it's actually his job to tell me stuff like this.
Fuck. I hafta call mom. It's after 9. She'll know before she picks up the phone.
Cass - Jun 27, 2007 5:29:37 pm PDT #4648 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Oh, DJ, I am so sorry. Just so sorry.
DebetEsse - Jun 27, 2007 5:30:36 pm PDT #4649 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
DJ, I'm sorry there's drama and angst on top of the drama and angst inherent.
Cashmere - Jun 27, 2007 5:31:53 pm PDT #4650 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
{{DJ}} I'm so sorry.
Trudy Booth - Jun 27, 2007 5:34:21 pm PDT #4651 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
So, when I call Daddy for his birthday, do I mention it or not? There's every possibility he doesn't know. I'd feel weird not saying anything, but really don't want to deliver that news on his birthday.
Just do what feels right?
There's no good way to do this.
{{{{{{dj}}}}}}}
DavidS - Jun 27, 2007 5:42:16 pm PDT #4652 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
We realized it's been one every three months. Uncle Bill, Grandandy, Mimi, now Johnny.
Shite. That's a bit much.
Death, you suck! Be a little more fair, huh?
ChiKat - Jun 27, 2007 5:44:07 pm PDT #4653 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
{{DJ}} I am so sorry.
DavidS - Jun 27, 2007 6:00:13 pm PDT #4654 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ION, Matilda has learned how to blow a raspberry (aka, "a bronx cheer").
And she does it at us at every provocation.
Daisy Jane - Jun 27, 2007 6:01:24 pm PDT #4655 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I told K she can't call me the whole month of September because I will freak. the. fuck. out.
Mom says to call Dad tonight and tell him, then call him tomorrow for his b-day. She was being remarkably kind for how well they get along.
My uncles. [link] Johnny's in the middle with the dog.