Oooh, give him a one-page report! Pages 1-1...
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Jun 27, 2007 3:26:18 pm PDT #4626 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
tommyrot - Jun 27, 2007 3:30:26 pm PDT #4627 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's right, 199!
Ask him how many days there are in the date range of July 1 to July 10. Then if he says 9, ask him how many days in the range from July 1 to July 2.
Ginger - Jun 27, 2007 3:35:12 pm PDT #4628 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Oooh, give him a one-page report! Pages 1-1...
In the form of a Moebius strip.
tommyrot - Jun 27, 2007 3:36:55 pm PDT #4629 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Give him a slip of paper. On one side, write, "The statement on the other side of this paper is false." On the other side, write, "The statement on the other side of this paper is true."
EpicTangent - Jun 27, 2007 3:45:26 pm PDT #4630 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
That's right, 199! No matter how many times we've told him that it is literally impossible to have an odd number of pages, he still calculates the total page count by subtracting the starting page number from the final page number.
Whoa. I just got a little bit infuriated from waaay over here. Never ever ever tell me how incredibly much more money than me this man makes, K?
tommyrot - Jun 27, 2007 3:48:22 pm PDT #4631 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, but he gets paid from the 1st of the month to the 31st, which is only 30 days....
EpicTangent - Jun 27, 2007 3:58:19 pm PDT #4632 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Yeah, but he gets paid from the 1st of the month to the 31st, which is only 30 days....
But if he's salaried, that's actually MORE money per day...of course he probably couldn't figure that out...
Laga - Jun 27, 2007 4:00:03 pm PDT #4633 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Give him a slip of paper. On one side, write, "The statement on the other side of this paper is false." On the other side, write, "The statement on the other side of this paper is true."
That reminds me: Once while visiting my sister at college I got to slip backstage of a play she was rehearsing. Among the props I found a block of wood that had, "turn me over" written on it in black sharpie. I did as I was told and read, "put me down" on the other side.
EpicTangent - Jun 27, 2007 4:02:42 pm PDT #4634 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Aw crap. Just looked at the time. Stoopid buggy software causing one of the engineer's docs to be a giant pain in MY ass.
But now, I'm done getting the blasted thing formatted, I shall finish up on the morrow.
And so adieu. Jitterbug, Irish, and Chapter 4 of my Textbook await. (So I'm not likely to see any of you again before tomorrow) Night All!
NoiseDesign - Jun 27, 2007 4:06:54 pm PDT #4635 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
I'm back from dinner and the outlet mall. I got some new shirts, new pants, new shorts, and a new pair of shoes.
I've got about 30 minutes to kill before I head back to the theatre to do an hour or two of programming.