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Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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tommyrot - May 27, 2007 8:35:26 am PDT #356 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Overheard conversation (the daughter here is apparently about 22):

Daughter: Oh, look, Mom, they’ve got vibrators in there!

Mom: Oh, great.

Daughter: Do they have the rabbit that was on Sex and the City? I want that one, with the rabbit on it. Oh, they do! They have it! Mom, buy it for me!

Mom: What?!?

Daughter: Buy me the Rabbit!

Mom: You know, I really don’t think it’s appropriate for me to buy your vibrators for you. Get your boyfriend to do it.

Daughter: He bought me my last one. I want this one now.

Mom: For pete’s sake, how many do you need?

Daughter: Just one, if it’s the Rabbit. Buy it for me.

Mom: You need therapy.

Daughter: I don’t need therapy because I want a vibrator!

Mom: No, you need therapy to find out why you have this need to involve other people in your masturbation activities. See, when you start involving other people, it isn’t masturbation anymore. Buy your own damn rabbit.

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vw bug - May 27, 2007 9:02:57 am PDT #357 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Ah...it's the racing girls!

I'm about to head off to Plymouth for a couple days. I'm SO excited.

Cass - May 27, 2007 9:21:26 am PDT #358 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And I just want to say, Marco is an awesome name.

Innit? He's a darling wee child.

I love Indy. It's just ... it's Indy.

Cass - May 27, 2007 9:22:25 am PDT #359 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

vw bug - May 27, 2007 9:24:39 am PDT #360 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Cass, how are you feeling, hon?

Trudy Booth - May 27, 2007 9:25:51 am PDT #361 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Innit? He's a darling wee child.

Marco got taller than his dad. And I think he's finally shaving!

Cass - May 27, 2007 9:28:13 am PDT #362 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

how are you feeling, hon?

Kinda croaking. I has swallowed frogs.

vw bug - May 27, 2007 9:30:24 am PDT #363 of 10001

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Poor you!

Trudy Booth - May 27, 2007 9:44:28 am PDT #364 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Poor FROGS!

Cass - May 27, 2007 9:52:51 am PDT #365 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Mmmm, garlic and butter on delicious frogs.

I'm kinda hungry.

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