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Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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DavidS - Jun 17, 2007 6:44:11 pm PDT #3147 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Cass!

Guess what Emmett got me for Father's Day? He hit his first home run. We're not talking a triple-with-overthrow or inside-the-park job. This was a 210 foot fence clearing blast that bounced off the ass of a lady watching a game on the other field.

So the Eagles go to the semifinals tomorrow in Concord.

ION, I'm getting a sore throat.

tommyrot - Jun 17, 2007 6:45:07 pm PDT #3148 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow. Home run, with bonus ass-bounceage!

Laura - Jun 17, 2007 6:51:10 pm PDT #3149 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

Guess what Emmett got me for Father's Day?

Wooooooooooooooot! That is very cool. Go Emmett!

Cass - Jun 17, 2007 6:51:14 pm PDT #3150 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Guess what Emmett got me for Father's Day? He hit his first home run.

Way to go, Emmett!

I saw a guy who looked like a closer-cropped but with a wee bit of facial scruff Christian Kane. I WANTS! It's my birthday, I wants!

Jessica - Jun 17, 2007 8:49:16 pm PDT #3151 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Guess what Emmett got me for Father's Day? He hit his first home run. We're not talking a triple-with-overthrow or inside-the-park job. This was a 210 foot fence clearing blast that bounced off the ass of a lady watching a game on the other field.

Go Emmett!

Now that we've got this little guy full time, it looks like I'll be joining the midnight posting crowd what posts at midnight. Dylan has woken up to nurse tonight at 9...11...12...1...and still up.

Of course, he slept for 4 straight hours this afternoon, but did I sleep then? No. For I am a very stupid mom who did not plan ahead.

DebetEsse - Jun 17, 2007 8:57:09 pm PDT #3152 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

Well, as long as you've learned something from the experience. t /teacher

I've just reserved a moving truck and trailer to move my stuff and my car to Indiana. Across mountains. And Kansas. By myself. t sigh

Burrell - Jun 17, 2007 9:18:41 pm PDT #3153 of 10001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You're welcome, Deena. I just think it's best to be on the safe side with that one.

hippocampus - Jun 18, 2007 2:28:09 am PDT #3154 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

((meara)) [::adds added charm-city window-breakage empathy::] are you still in baltimore? There's a window-glass company that makes house- [er] car-calls. I forget what the name is, but I can look it up in our files. We don't think they're the ones doing all the window breakage, btw. But if you need to, you can bring your car to Fells Point, and I can hang around to chat with the window guys. They've been a huge help two, um, three times since we moved here in '95.

hippocampus - Jun 18, 2007 2:30:48 am PDT #3155 of 10001

not your mom's socks.

ps - erikaj: that would be 'the greatest city in America' to you, hon. t /hyperbole

Cashmere - Jun 18, 2007 3:17:58 am PDT #3156 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Hec, that's awesome about Emmett's home-run!

Cashmere, did you get the tattoo, or is it just in the planning stages?

That's it--I got it on my back. I need to get a more clear picture.

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