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Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Jun 11, 2007 7:40:34 am PDT #2140 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

It got a lot of attention, served as a conversation starter, smile generator and all around good-will launcher.

I'd really rather have something that strikes fear in the hearts of everyone I meet.


beekaytee - Jun 11, 2007 7:41:52 am PDT #2141 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Ha!

I love that image. Fear my words...they'll cut ya.

eta: for some reason, I just flashed on Director, Inquisitorial Squad


lisah - Jun 11, 2007 7:53:11 am PDT #2142 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

What about Technical Communications Specialist?


Jars - Jun 11, 2007 8:20:25 am PDT #2143 of 10001

Argh, this is so fucking irritating. I'm in the office, where I'd like to be doing work, only I can't do work because I don't have a password to get onto the main office server, because they won't give me one. And there's no one with a password here, or returning my calls. Argh. And it's me who's going to be bent over tomorrow if it's not done. Argh.


Sparky1 - Jun 11, 2007 8:24:01 am PDT #2144 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

So, in the continuing saga of my day at the office, the spider-bite person turned out to be fine (and on her way in to work). However, one of the librarians who went to try and find her tripped and fell face-first into the stone steps outside the building. She's now on her way to the ER for x-rays. As I'm being told this by public safety, the fire alarm went off and he looked at me and said, I swear, "This is not a drill!" So, we were outside for almost an hour waiting to be allowed back inside. Thank dog it's a nice day out there and there was plenty of shade to share.

A pox on the law student who came up to me as we were shoo-ing them out of the building, "You know, this is very inconvenient for me!"

Technical Communications Specialist is good! (But I have no ideas for you on this, lisah.)


Topic!Cindy - Jun 11, 2007 8:24:43 am PDT #2145 of 10001
What is even happening?

Xposted from Natter...

I'm skipping 120 posts to ask the Hivemind this question...

Have any of you ever heard of the Junior National Young Leaders Conference (JrNYLC)? Apparently my son was nominated. Meep.


lisah - Jun 11, 2007 8:27:15 am PDT #2146 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Technical Communications Specialist is good! (But I have no ideas for you on this, lisah.)

Thanks! I think that's what I'll go with.

However, one of the librarians who went to try and find her tripped and fell face-first into the stone steps outside the building.

OW!

Have any of you ever heard of the Junior National Young Leaders Conference (JrNYLC)? Apparently my son was nominated. Meep.

I haven't heard of it but good for him!! Who nominated him? His school?


hippocampus - Jun 11, 2007 8:28:36 am PDT #2147 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

lisah - can you hybrid your title? technical and marketing writer or technical and marketing lead writer

or Communicatrix? :>

(another cousin - not sparky- , who works theater and flies people around stages for a living has "Flight Director" as her title).

What about Director of Words and Understanding (sounds like something from The Phantom Tollbooth...)


Topic!Cindy - Jun 11, 2007 8:28:39 am PDT #2148 of 10001
What is even happening?

Apparently his teacher did. It will meet in D.C., in the fall. According to the materials, it's for students who are (will be then) in the sixth and seventh grades.


lisah - Jun 11, 2007 8:31:18 am PDT #2149 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Apparently his teacher did. It will meet in D.C., in the fall. According to the materials, it's for students who are (will be then) in the sixth and seventh grades.

Sounds very exciting and like a great opportunity!