Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Jun 11, 2007 5:47:23 am PDT #2122 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

::checks bottle label to see if TUMS or absinthe::

I've been getting you into trouble since you were a wee cousin, why would I suddenly be all helpful now?


Nora Deirdre - Jun 11, 2007 5:56:24 am PDT #2123 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora, I hope someone takes you out to lunch or something, instead of just speaking kudos.

There's a department wide staff appreciation lunch today and a less formal affair for just our office on Thursday, so that's good.

However, the director of our office just notified us that we will have a debriefing meeting today and, you know, wtf? Half of the office took today off and the other half can't form a coherant thought.

I wrote to her and told her so I hope she reconsiders. Because executive directors listen to me about stuff like that. yeah.


Sparky1 - Jun 11, 2007 5:58:41 am PDT #2124 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I wrote to her and told her so I hope she reconsiders. Because executive directors listen to me about stuff like that. yeah.

She's been warned!


Vortex - Jun 11, 2007 6:01:15 am PDT #2125 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Can someone please teach these children some manners. I am so tired of answering the phone and hearing "I have this issue or this question" First, you say hello. Then you identify yourself, and what your affiliation is (i.e. which of my programs you belong to) and THEN you tell me what your issue is. It's so fucking rude!


hippocampus - Jun 11, 2007 6:10:36 am PDT #2126 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

::smites rude phoners::

I also like people to have a last name and not just a first name, but that seems to have been going out of style before I got my first paycheck.


Vortex - Jun 11, 2007 6:15:06 am PDT #2127 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I also like people to have a last name and not just a first name, but that seems to have been going out of style before I got my first paycheck.

more importantly, they need to remember that _I_ have a last name, and not call me Stephanie when they've never met me. I'm currently not returning a call because of that.


hippocampus - Jun 11, 2007 6:21:29 am PDT #2128 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I'm currently not returning a call because of that.

I'll second you on that. It's worse than callers assuming I'm a guy (firstname, profession) or asking 'is your husband in?' we still get that. they get to talk to mr. top-of-the-fridge.


Daisy Jane - Jun 11, 2007 7:00:09 am PDT #2129 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Can someone please teach these children some manners. I am so tired of answering the phone and hearing "I have this issue or this question" First, you say hello. Then you identify yourself, and what your affiliation is (i.e. which of my programs you belong to) and THEN you tell me what your issue is. It's so fucking rude!

Or when they just say, "I have a question..." and then wait as if you'll just guess what it is they need. Or people who are having a conversation with someone else when you answer the phone.


lisah - Jun 11, 2007 7:00:27 am PDT #2130 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Sox, hope they take your bid!!! (even though I'm sad you are moving away)

from a ways back

lisah? Do you know if the Charm City Rollergirls ever play the DC teams?

Charm City Rollergirls is a league made up of 4 teams that play each other. They are two games into the season (one game a month until the championship in October). The team that does inter-league play is the Mobtown Maulers, which is made up of the stongest players from all 4 teams. I'm not sure if the Maulers play only during the off season or what (this is only the second season). I don't think they played the DC girls in league play (since the DC team just started this year really), but were involved in some exhibition games with them. I imagine in the coming year they will play each other though. Although I have to say, the Maulers are at this point way more experienced and better players then the DC girls. It would be a pretty unbalanced match.

I know at least one of the DC girls. I want to say her derby name is Madeleine All-Fight.

x-post with Natter, my new company wants me to assign a title to myself for my business cards. I just don't know! I was hired as a technical writer but I know I'll be doing all kinds of writing for them, not just technical. Any ideas?


§ ita § - Jun 11, 2007 7:02:45 am PDT #2131 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to say her derby name is Madeleine All-Fight.

Oh, that rocks.