Tara ,'First Date'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
For the uninitiated, here's JZ's baseball crush Huston Street.
He's famous for being cool in the clutch and unfailingly raised-right Southern boy polite.
Also he does a variation on the Marsters tongue-loll when faced with a particularly vexing batter like Vladimir Guerrero.
My family members are huge Yankees fans. In particular my brother and mom. I don't think my sisters care about baseball so much.
So, which Yankees are the huge ones?
Oh hell yes. Swisher in particular, though I liked him better with the long hair. He's so cute! And happy! And does silly dances!
Two Swisher notes: He grew his hair out for a locks of love type charity and dedicated it to his Grandma who raised him and died of cancer. Second, he invented the home run dance with Milton Bradley who is the epitome of the misunderstood bad boy of baseball (who did I mention is really good hearted but nobody understands him?).
Swish also signed Emmett's baseball glove.
Also, Rich Harden has a nice booty. Plus, he's Canadian! (With a handsome Canadian-next-door face)
A family died in a terrible motel fire here today, and, when being interviewed on television, the suburban city's fire chief just said, "It's the kind of thing that makes you want to go home and drink hard liquor to forget."
Plus, let's not fail to mention how cool names like Swisher, Huston Street, and Milton Bradley are. They fit right in to the lineage of Catfish Hunter, Rollie Fingers, Vida Blue, and Nap Lajoie.
That ass would get him so many guys. Damn. Tahat's an ass.
JZs crush looks like a boy JZ kinda! That disturbs me!
A family died in a terrible motel fire here today, and, when being interviewed on television, the suburban city's fire chief just said, "It's the kind of thing that makes you want to go home and drink hard liquor to forget."
Oh, ugh. How horrible.
That's a very candid fire chief.
That ass would get him so many guys. Damn. That's an ass.
His front is nice too - he's ripped like an Axe body spray ad.
I used to have a crush on Lee Mazzili, way back in the day. I also loved Al Leiter, who was always so intense and concentrated so hard, and just looked ready to blow a gasket when he wasn't throwing strikes.
My current crush is David Wright, which *is* sort of surprising, because he's much more all-American apple-pie good-looking than I usually go for. So cute, though. Just ... yum
One of my favorite weird baseball players has to be the Mad Hungarian.
