champagne, a cupcake and a pony. I'd happily settle for just the cupcake, though
See, now this is doable.
::rolls up sleeves to start baking::
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Amy - Jun 06, 2007 3:04:09 pm PDT #1575 of 10001
Because books.
Amy - Jun 06, 2007 3:06:34 pm PDT #1576 of 10001
Because books.
I think I also want to look like Diane Lane. That's not a problem, is it?
::goes back to envying, and lusting after, her legs during the windswept beginning of Unfaithful::
JZ - Jun 06, 2007 3:07:20 pm PDT #1577 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
::rolls up sleeves to start baking::
::opens mouth like baby bird::
Which Matilda is doing a lot lately, actually. She snivels for her pacifier, you start to hand it to her, and her little hands drop limply to her sides and she opens her mouth and looks at you expectantly, waiting for you to pop it in. She's so godawful lazy. Definitely my daughter.
Volans - Jun 06, 2007 3:12:01 pm PDT #1578 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Mal does that with his pacifier. @@
He was almost completely off them, asking for one every other night or so when he went to bed, and that was it. But on the plane flight over and in the airports, I kept him corked, and now he's hooked again.
I want chocolate chip cookie dough.
aurelia - Jun 06, 2007 3:12:50 pm PDT #1579 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I want
• My brother's life to stop sucking so much
• Health for family and friends
• a little more financial security (and the self-motivation to achieve that)
and a bonus
• a garage or basement where I can make a mess learning how to sculpt
billytea - Jun 06, 2007 3:14:17 pm PDT #1580 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Is this a riding mower or push?
It was a push mower. He could just reach the handle.
askye - Jun 06, 2007 3:15:51 pm PDT #1581 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Mom says "thanks" to all the well wishes. She said her boob is still sore, but the ice is too cold so she's suffering through.
I went to my personal trainer assessment. I saw my body fat percentage. Oh.my.god. OH MY GOD! I knew I was fat but it was 42% body fat. FORTY TWO. Which is not the answer to everything.
But the personal trainer was very upbeat and I have lost 2.5 lbs from my last doctor's appointment so that's a plus.
And I did 30 minutes on the bicycle machine thing. Tomorrow I go and carve out a program. I'm starting out going to the gym 3 days a week, so far I've gone twice this week!
Trudy Booth - Jun 06, 2007 3:19:24 pm PDT #1582 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
If my mother was lucky she'd just find him out front of the house, dancing naked on the hood of their car.
Doesn't that basically hold true to this day? Best Case Scenario you just find him somewhere naked?
-t - Jun 06, 2007 3:20:50 pm PDT #1583 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm so glad I asked.
So pleased about your mom's good news, askye, and go you with the program carving and gym joining and everything!
Amy - Jun 06, 2007 3:49:24 pm PDT #1584 of 10001
Because books.
I need the name of a convent, stat.
Sara just went up to a little boy on the playground (maybe five or so) and said, I swear, "Dude, so are you going to be my boyfriend or not?"