Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - May 25, 2007 7:04:57 am PDT #155 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Not!Ex: Don't see why we can't live in each other's pocket even though we're a hundred or so miles away.

BECAUSE WE BROKE UP.


Sean K - May 25, 2007 7:08:33 am PDT #156 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sean, I think that you have just relinquished your SoCal citizenship.

HA! They can have my citizenship card when they pry it from my warm, sunbaked hand. And I will STILL rail against the ghastly fashions one sees around here sometimes!


Pix - May 25, 2007 7:11:23 am PDT #157 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Hey, buddy, I LOVE my flip-flops. Thou shalt not disparage my happy SoCal feet!


Jessica - May 25, 2007 7:12:31 am PDT #158 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pregnancy feet aside, I can't stand wearing flip-flops in the city. I need my feet to be much further away from the ground if I'm not in closed-toed shoes.


Sean K - May 25, 2007 7:13:14 am PDT #159 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hey, buddy, I LOVE my flip-flops.

Love them all you want, are you wearing them to school?


Connie Neil - May 25, 2007 7:22:39 am PDT #160 of 10001
brillig

Hubby not only despises all things remotely flip-flip, but any shoe in which the ankle is not secured. He doesn't care how high-fashion it is, if you slide your foot into it and don't wrap something your ankle, you are sleazy in his eyes. I have flip-flops, and I wore them to the store the other day with him, and it nearly freaked him out. He says it's because when he was a kid in Hawaii, the only people who wore flipflops were the old Samoan ladies and the people shuffling around bumming money off of people.

My beloved is a man of varied and passionate tastes.


Fred Pete - May 25, 2007 7:23:50 am PDT #161 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Oh, great. And I'm wearing loafers.


Sean K - May 25, 2007 7:27:26 am PDT #162 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I just think they're too casual for most uses.

I am, however, baffled by people who can wear backless shoes of any kind with success. I tend to just walk out of them (with the exception of one well-fitted pair of Swedish clogs).

And speaking of horrible fashion crimes that, should I raise my voice against them will get me expelled from SoCal.... I've said it before and I'll say it again, I hate the cammo-cargo-capri-with-drawstring-legs look that I see all over this city.


juliana - May 25, 2007 7:29:17 am PDT #163 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I can't do flip-flops, because the thingy in-between the toes hurts - a lot. The only pair of flip-flops I had that worked were platform-like, almost like super-chunky getas.

Wedges, however, I can rock. As long as they're well-built.


juliana - May 25, 2007 7:34:36 am PDT #164 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, and if we're discussing Trends We Hate? I've got a few:

1) This whole flowy, unstructured, over-the-hips top thing, especially the empire style. I have yet to see those kinds of tops truly flatter a woman with curves. I like empire, as long as there's structure underneath the bosom. These don't have it.

2) People wearing clothing that is too small for them and therefore muffin-topping all over the place, which ties in to:

3) Ultra-low-rise jeans. These flatter no one. NO ONE!!!!!

Grrrrrrrr.