I feel the need to report that Jacqueline has gotten Emmett hooked on watching What Not to Wear. He's forming strong opinions on wrap dresses and using a very light foundation to even the skin tone.

Well you do live in San Francisco. He's got to keep up.

Just make sure he knows that a peachy-pink lip gloss isn't really the best thing for everyone.

Well you do live in San Francisco. He's got to keep up.

This is how city kids get hip. I remember seeing a bunch of local kids going out to prom back in the 90s and they were So Fucking Stylish.

Just make sure he knows that a peachy-pink lip gloss isn't really the best thing for everyone.

I will make that point. "Emmett, peachy-pink lip gloss doesn't work for everybody, you know." I'll work that into my pre-game pep talks along with "stay down on the ball" and "lay off the high pitch."

And don't let him start giving Matilda a "5-minute face".

And don't let him start giving Matilda a "5-minute face".

I'm not sure I can guarantee that. He does think of her as his personal object of affection/entertainment.

I think Emmett's getting a man-crush. "That jacket really makes Clinton's eyes pop."

Well, Clinton is fabulous! Stacy's kinda scary, although she does have great shoes.

That Survivor ending left me strangely unsatisfied. Still, I think I am now kinda hooked on Survivor. Like I need another reality TV show. China looks like good times.

The past few weeks haven't been so great, but this week's Charm School totally cracked me up. I found it interesting that Darra and Leilene were the two that nobody wanted -- I was thinking that they were the ones that everyone should want on their teams, for exactly the reasons that they ended up being the best team -- Darra knows how to package and promote stuff, and Leilene knows how to get customers over to the table. I thought spraying the perfume on her breasts was maybe a bit much (also, it looked like she sprayed about half a bottle -- that stuff would stink by then), though. And they really had the only good marketing idea in the bunch -- being D-list celebrities from a reality show is what will get them noticed, so use that.

Survivor was strangely unsatisfying -- after the drama with Dreamz and Yau-Man in the semifinals, the last tribal council felt very much like the producers were going up to people and saying "So, can you uh, go up there and make everything, like, really really personal even though it hasn't been that kind of season up until now? We don't want it to be boring..."

And then Earl winning by a landslide, yawn.

Looking forward to China though. It's been a while since they've been out of the tropics.

NBC's new non-fiction shows:

"THE SINGING BEE" - "The Singing Bee" is a variety-competition show that challenges contestants to accurately sing the lyrics to popular songs -- even when the band stops playing. In this karaoke showdown, there's no middle ground for partially correct answers -- contestants must be perfect or they're out. Family-friendly, broad in appeal and conducive to playing (and singing) along at home, "The Singing Bee" features popular, recognizable music that inspires hilarious wrong answers and amazing performances by those rare contestants who somehow manage to get every word right. "The Singing Bee" is produced by the Gurin Company and Juma Entertainment, LLC. The executive producers are Phil Gurin (NBC's "Miss Universe" franchise) and Robert C. Horowitz ("Super Bowl's Greatest Commercials Top 40 Countdown").

"WORLD MOVES" -- From executive producer Randy Jackson ("American Idol") and the creators of the World Hip Hop Championship comes one of the most visual and captivating performance competition shows ever to hit TV. Thousands of dance teams from around the world will audition for their shot to come to Los Angeles and compete for a global championship and an international touring contract. The live television event features young teams of five to seven members demonstrating their athleticism, creativity and innovative choreography in a presentation that highlights both the competition and the personal drama unfolding within each team. Viewers from across the globe will vote via the Internet, by text message, or by phone to eliminate one team each week. Ultimately, it's not just about winning a competition; "World Moves" involves stories that change lives and bring the world together. From Warner Horizon Television, the series is executive-produced by Jackson ("American Idol," Dream Merchant 21 Entertainment), Rob Lee (President, Bayonne Entertainment, "Blow Out," "House of Carters"), Howard Schwartz ("Hip Hop International, World Hip Hop Championship), Karen Schwartz (Hip Hop International, World Hip Hop Championship) and Harriet Sternberg (Dream Merchant 21 Entertainment).