Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I ought to be cleaning up my apartment, but instead, I'm watching TV.
I'm also reading the kerfuffle on vegan kids that seems to be spreading over the internets. (This particular wave started with the idiotic NY Times Op-Ed a few days ago.) Certain people's comments are almost making me want to become vegan, just out of spite. But then I remember that I really like ice cream. (I am trying to cut down on eggs, though, if not stop eating them completely.)
I thought the show I tried out for was called "Let's Do Crosswords" but "Merv Griffin's Crosswords" seems more likely.
ETA: but yeah there was a very buffista vibe about us, especially after our dumber half was dismissed. Hee!
My. Cat. Won't. Shut. Up. He has been out. He has been fed. He doesn't want to be held or to curl up on my lap. What he wants is to go back outside. Never mind that it is 9 at night, when he
knows
he is not allowed out. Never mind that he is spoiled rotten. He is complaining. Loudly. And pawing at the doors.
I love my cat. I love my cat. I love my cat.
I have stoopidbrain. It took me all day to realizes I have a cold. Tomorrow I have to do storytime ( then I will go home). of the 5 books I have home 2 are way too long to read with a cold. and I usually read 4. So I have to try and find one more before story time tomorrow.
Cheerios:
I'm trying to write an funny, multi-facted, yet professional bio for my new web page. I'm having issues. My brain is leaking out my ears.
On the upside, Byron has stopped yowling and is stretched out nearby, looking disgruntled.
Can someone explain to me why I'm watching Hannah Montana?
Also, just found out that Hillary Clinton is going to be speaking about health care at my university tomorrow. I wanted to go, but apparently they gave just about all the tickets to medical school people.
I'm alternately amused and horrified by this site.
I'm alternately amused and horrified by this site.
Oh yeah. I've been subscribed to that blog for a while. The one with the
pig slicing himself up
is amazing, in a scary way....
eta: This one: [link]
It's an ad, so it can't be
that
scary... except it kinda' is.
I can't decide which one disturbs me more, the pig or the cow
ETA: because the pig could at least be seen as spiteful. The cow seems to be filled with glee at her fate.
Baseball's weird.
In our previous game we lost to the last place team. Not only did we lose but they had to invoke the slaughter rule. We lost 17-5. Plus we walked 14 players. Tonight we played the first place team (comfortably in first, I might add), and they pitched their best pitcher (the best in the league) for 4 2/3 innings, and we beat them 3-1. It was also the shortest game this season at 1 hour and 18 minutes.
I had four pitchers going today and we only gave up one run in six innings. They were the same pitchers who gave up 14 walks previously. But today, we were golden. We made
so
many great plays in the field it was ridiculous. We pounced on bunts and threw people out at first. We threw out two baserunners in one inning. We threw out the fastest kid in the league on a grounder from deep in the hole by one of our littlest players.
It is a mystery.