One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - May 21, 2007 12:31:33 pm PDT #9720 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

GC, my teeth were effectively papier maché for years. Sometimes biology sucks like that. They're much better now, if that's any consolation. And not because they've been filled from every angle.

Yeah, my thought on hearing the bullet's trajectory was "Those .22s are such a crapshoot." But that was after I knew she'd survived--it's a relief to hear that she won't be dealing with any brain injuries, because that was what I'd been thinking.

I think life must look very different to you after you've had your throat slit, and very different after your daughter has. Sadly, I don't think the criminal's lives are changed as much by that act--but let's hope they get severely inconvenienced as a result.


sumi - May 21, 2007 12:33:02 pm PDT #9721 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Trudy, that sandwich sounds DELICIOUS. I wish I could order one right now.


Cashmere - May 21, 2007 12:36:12 pm PDT #9722 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Raq, the story just freaks me the hell out. I'm glad the girls are going to be ok. I feel awful for the parents, too.


juliana - May 21, 2007 12:40:47 pm PDT #9723 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Raq, I'm so glad to hear about those women, and I'm hoping they get the time they need to heal.

GC, I sympathize on the cavities. I had to have 4 root canals when I was 15, and I had excellent oral hygiene. Biology just sucks like that sometimes.


Connie Neil - May 21, 2007 1:11:40 pm PDT #9724 of 10003
brillig

I'm so glad I'm not the only one whose mind goes to technicalities when confronted with the gruesome.


§ ita § - May 21, 2007 1:15:14 pm PDT #9725 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've got all this new gun knowledge flittering around my head looking for a home, and it's being quite intrusive at times.


Connie Neil - May 21, 2007 1:17:17 pm PDT #9726 of 10003
brillig

OK, when feeling something odd and krinkly in one's shirt pocket, then reaching in and discovering that it's a piece of popcorn from this morning, a well-bred lady would probably not go, "Hey, a snack!" and pop it in her mouth.


Trudy Booth - May 21, 2007 1:24:22 pm PDT #9727 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well, maybe if its square and white and looks like a tooth but isn't a tooth...


-t - May 21, 2007 1:40:49 pm PDT #9728 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't know from well-bred, but popcorn in a shirt pocket is fair game. It's not like you don't know where it's been.


Connie Neil - May 21, 2007 1:40:49 pm PDT #9729 of 10003
brillig

I don't want to know what's in your shirt pockets, Trudy.