The things people think are sexy never cease to amaze me. "Hey, honey, let me shove this up your ass, it'll be fun." And then someone said yes. Often enough for the practice to get its own name other than "What the fuck do you think you're doing!"
Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - May 21, 2007 9:18:58 am PDT #9664 of 10003
brillig
hippocampus - May 21, 2007 9:24:02 am PDT #9665 of 10003
not your mom's socks.
"You shove a living snake up his ass!"
"Ooo, creative."
Roman Monday Morning Marketing Brainstorming Meeting...
ION - I am having trouble sorting through mole troubles and the-trouble-with-figs. Slow. Monday. Brain...
§ ita § - May 21, 2007 9:34:02 am PDT #9666 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The sticking stuff in holes practice that surprised me the most (and I'm including my newfound figging knowledge) was the dilator stuff. I never think of the urethra as a viable pleasure orifice, and the whole tuning fork aspect ...well, I'm still shivering. It's weird.
erikaj - May 21, 2007 9:45:12 am PDT #9667 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!
On The Wire, "figgy pudding" stood in for education money once. Still not ready to contemplate fig-related perversity.
Daisy Jane - May 21, 2007 9:52:05 am PDT #9668 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So glad I was behind enough to have missed whatever conversation came before.
Two things
1) CASS! I got your postcard. Mr. Jane gave it to me on Saturday! Thank you so much for thinking of me.
2) Dallas has just become cooler by and infinate degree as we now have Laura within city limits.
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2007 9:52:58 am PDT #9669 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
We won't go until we get some!
We won't go until we get some!
We won't go until we get some!
So bring it RIGHT HERE!!!!
Volans - May 21, 2007 10:05:13 am PDT #9670 of 10003
move out and draw fire
figgy pudding = santorum
Kathy A - May 21, 2007 10:06:03 am PDT #9671 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Everytime I see "figgy pudding," I think of the John Denver and the Muppets version of that song, when Miss Piggy hears "figgy pudding" and thinks it's "piggy pudding."
MP: "Piggy pudding?!?"
Gonzo: "No, figgy pudding. It's made with figs."
MP: "Oh. Sorry!"
Gonzo (under his breath): "And bacon."
MP: "What?"
Atropa - May 21, 2007 10:11:29 am PDT #9672 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
So glad I was behind enough to have missed whatever conversation came before.
Yeah, same here. I skimmed, and I don't think I want to go back and read more closely.
Could everyone please send Call with the plan details! ~ma my way? I'm waiting for the field marketing rep to call me and let me know what time I need to meet up with her at the MCR concert TODAY. (Today! Eep eeeep eeeeeep!)
... I suppose I could distract myself by going and doing my makeup.
Steph L. - May 21, 2007 10:27:26 am PDT #9673 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
doing my makeup.
Urban Decay has a smudgeproof eyeliner that is my new love. [link] It really doesn't budge. My only quibble is that it has a bit too much glitter in it for me to wear to work (although I do it anyway).