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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Oh, and I couldn't log on this morning because my password ranout yesterday and well, you get one free logon.
So, I called its, got my password reset, changed my password logged onto my webmail and I have 4 or 5 messages from ITS telling me that my password has run out. What is the point of EMAILING me that information?
I'm still processing Sean eating small furry mole for dinner.
I'm still processing Sean eating small furry mole for dinner.
He's working his way through the unappetizing alphabet.
Next he'll tell us about eating molf.
vw comes up for air
::Deep Breath::
Hi, all!
vw goes back under
They are so cute! Lovely dress.
Next he'll tell us about eating molf.
::keels over laughing::
morning, all!
I have a very cute haircut and red toenails. However, I also seem to have serious ingrown toenail pain on the outside of my left big toe and I am afraid that I have acquired a bacterial infection from the pedicure place. It's sore. But it's the same level of sorenes, no increases in pain. I've been soaking it, slathering anti-bacterial ointment on it, and carefully trying to nudge the edge of the toenail away from the toe. (very carefully).
I am prone to ingrown toenails, and I warned the pedicure lady, but she seemed to take that as a challenge to use the clippers with abandon.
Argh! NOT RELAXING. It's annoying enough that I paid someone to give me an ingrown toenail, but the thing that worries me the most is that I could have picked up a bacterial infection or something horrible.
DO NOT WANT.
There's a word, 'feague', that referred to the practice of making a horse for sale look more lively and spirited by shoving ginger up its arse.
Aha! THAT must be the derivation of "figging"! (I will be kind and include the wikipedia page, but let me note -- just to prepare all y'all -- that it's a sex-related term: [link] .)
I always wondered why it was called figging when it didn't involve figs. And now I know the etymology.
And now you have all witnessed the extent to which my MASSIVE wordnerd geekery can take over even kinky sexual practices.
It is, truly, a WONDER that I ever get laid. t edit (And when I do, I'll just note that figging is not not NOT involved. Gack.)
t note to self: stop posting freaky stuff and TMI stuff....