I'm joining the brane ded folks. My sister has been out of work for a long time with no luck on getting any responses from her resume. She has a solid work background, so that surprised me. She emailed me her resume and OMG. No wonder. That thing was horrid. I just redid it for her and it took over 2 hours. Brane. Ded.
What'd you all order a dead guy for?
Jayne ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - May 17, 2007 2:36:19 pm PDT #9287 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
tommyrot - May 17, 2007 2:41:20 pm PDT #9288 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I hate resumes. Why can't we have a benign despot who tells us where we're gonna work?
Sparky1 - May 17, 2007 2:43:17 pm PDT #9289 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
I will agree to a benign despot telling me where I work if I can still have the freedom of choosing my own salary and if that benign despot tells GWB he has to go serve in Iraq as a private.
vw bug - May 17, 2007 2:44:47 pm PDT #9290 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Oh, you're a good sister, ChiKat.
I never did have a brain today. Damn meds.
NoiseDesign - May 17, 2007 2:46:09 pm PDT #9291 of 10003
Our wings are not tired
Thankfully I don't have to worry about resumes all that often. I do, however, always have to make sure I'm networking so that I can get the next contract.
tommyrot - May 17, 2007 2:47:49 pm PDT #9292 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How did they do hiring in the USSR? In Soviet Russia, did job find you?
ChiKat - May 17, 2007 2:55:22 pm PDT #9293 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I've been job hunting and working up my own resumes, so re-doing hers took extra effort because I am So Sick of them.
I'm all over the benign despot. As long as working conditions are good.
if that benign despot tells GWB he has to go serve in Iraq as a private.
Oh! And this! This, too, please?
Sparky1 - May 17, 2007 3:01:25 pm PDT #9294 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
Oh! And this! This, too, please?
...and he has to serve in the same unit as his daughters, also privates!
I should really eat something, 'cuz I'm getting meaner as my blood sugar goes lower.
Zenkitty - May 17, 2007 3:11:23 pm PDT #9295 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My main reason for not job-hunting is not wanting to do my resume.
vw bug - May 17, 2007 3:12:41 pm PDT #9296 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
I may regret saying this, but I love designing resumes.