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Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Cashmere - May 17, 2007 9:42:51 am PDT #9234 of 10003

Now tagless for your comfort.

Owen just tried one of the Tylenol Children's Meltaway tablets on his own accord. He gagged and spit it out. It apparently tastes like grape-flavored ass.

Good thing is fever is lower this afternoon. I'm less concerned with getting the medicine in him, since he's acting normally.

Aimee, sorry about the Toledo Asshat. Give 'em what for, Empress.

I wish I had a girlfriend who made me chocolate chip cookies.

tommyrot - May 17, 2007 9:43:18 am PDT #9235 of 10003

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ah, lolcats. this is why I do not permit myself to go the the websites, because I will melt down in hysterical laughter and be not-so-productive for the rest of the day. However, I can look at the ones that Tom emails me. That is permissible in Nora-land.

Psst. brenda. Send your lolcats to me and I'll send them to Nora...

Nora Deirdre - May 17, 2007 9:47:18 am PDT #9236 of 10003

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

heh. Serves me right for not clarifying which Tom!

Vortex - May 17, 2007 9:51:10 am PDT #9237 of 10003

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Awww, my parents sent me flowers for my birthday [link]

Sean K - May 17, 2007 9:55:23 am PDT #9238 of 10003

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Happy birthday, Vortex!

And Happy Janeversary, Janes!

Cashmere - May 17, 2007 9:56:59 am PDT #9239 of 10003

Now tagless for your comfort.

Happy Birthday, Vortex!

Happy Anniversary to the Janes!

Daisy Jane - May 17, 2007 10:02:00 am PDT #9240 of 10003

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Pretty Vortex!

I have to admit, shallow though it may be, my favorite thing about getting flowers at work is all the ooohing and aaahhing, asking to read the card, and occasional jealous glances.

That and the pretty. But mostly the other thing.

Vortex - May 17, 2007 10:04:56 am PDT #9241 of 10003

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

well, I'm pretty much a one person office, so no oohing and ahing. plus the driver was kind of salty because he couldn't find the building. I thought "dude I talked to you shop and gave them directions. its' not my fault that they didn't give them to you."

sj - May 17, 2007 10:07:29 am PDT #9242 of 10003

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My water is running a yellowish/brown color. This sometimes happens when they're doing roadwork around here, but it usually doesn't last this long. I had to cancel plans because I can't shower. I hope that it gets better before I have to be at the real estate agent tonight. Good thing there is filtered water in the fridge for tea.

§ ita § - May 17, 2007 10:15:59 am PDT #9243 of 10003

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy anniversary, DJ! (Did I say that already? Somewhat dizzy)

The closest I've come to flowers at work was getting a bunch of roses from Allyson at krav. And they all knew it was coming before I did, so it lacked the startled oohing. Plus, krav people. What can you expect?

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