How's this for a response?
I received your message on May 16, 2007. From this point on, I will be communicating with you via email.
After listening to your message last night, and after reading the attached email, I did some more checking to make sure I understood the situation in full. I discovered the following:
1)ABF is UPack’s parent company. Neither company receives a “cut” of any shipment.
2)ABF/UPack does not split payments, nor are there any records or notes on the account of any such agreement. It is ABF/UPack’s company policy to not release any goods to anyone without final payment. The credit card payment that you made on May 15, 2007 has, in fact, paid the account IN FULL.
As you stated in your last email and in previous phone conversations, we agreed to spilt the cost of shipping 50/50. You also stated in previous conversations that you would reimburse me $150.00 for the cash payment to Tom Frizzell, Sr. for the transport of our goods from Toluca Lake to Pico Rivera, as well as Joe’s time and labor in the pick up and transport of your goods from Principal Entertainment in Los Angeles to Pico Rivera.
I am requesting a refund via Google Payments – the method by which I paid you on May 1, 2007 – of $367.50. If this refund is not received by May 18, 2007, then I will rescind the original payment of $620.00 and will, upon receipt an invoice for $402.50 which represents 50% of the final shipping charges, plus a credit for $150.00 which represents our cash payment to Tom Frizzell, Sr. This invoice should total $252.50. Upon receipt of such, I will issue you a check for this amount.
Eff you, asshat,The Empress (will not be on email)
And to give it a post of its own:
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DJ & DH!!
Happy Anniversary, Daisy and Mr. Jane!
Ass em in the ear, Empress.
Question for those who have gone through chemo. A few days ago we talked about "chemo-brain" and I need some help dealing with it. I'm trying to help L and want to get things to a comfortable place. I'm afraid of dumbing stuff down too much, but yet if I don't, we are having serious logic failures.
I'm not sure how best to handle it and I'm allowing myself to get utterly frustrated. Instead of taking it out on her, I'm trying to walk away...but that doesn't help either of us in the long run.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VORTEX!!!!! I wish I could be there to help you celebrate!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DJ & JON!!! Ditto!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VORTEX!!!!! I wish I could be there to help you celebrate!
me, too *sniff* Have a shot for me tonight?
Your reply is good, Aimee. I would be painfully explicit in a few spots: 1) make it clear that you expect him to use email to communicate with you. 2) Clean up the last paragraph a bit -- you state the invoice total as both $400+ and as $200+ which shouldn't confuse him, but gods forbid you have to go to small claims court, you want to make it easy on them.
Happy birthday, Vortex!!
And, happy anniversary Daisy and Mr. Jane!!!
It's a good Buffista day.
Happy birthday, Vortex!!
And, happy anniversary Daisy and Mr. Jane!!!
eta: eh, I was going to delete this, but I'll keep the extras happies!
2) Clean up the last paragraph a bit -- you state the invoice total as both $400+ and as $200+ which shouldn't confuse him, but gods forbid you have to go to small claims court, you want to make it easy on them.
Any chance I can ask for your magnificent help in rewording it?
