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Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

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Vortex - May 15, 2007 11:59:44 am PDT #8942 of 10003

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

okay, hilarious post from one of my other threads:

St. Peter sees Jerry Falwell approaching the pearly gates and IMs Jesus

P34lyG4t3Pete: ROFLAMAO you're never guess who I've got approaching right now
S4v10rpwns: OMG who???
P34lyG4t3Pete: Jerry Falwell.
S4v10rpwns: ZOMG *crucified *
S4v10rpwns: I gotta wake up Dad 4 this, brb

[G0DFTW has entered the chat]

G0DFTW: WTF?
P34lyG4t3Pete: I have Jerry Falwell approaching the pearly gates, sir.
G0DFTW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA N00B
P34lyG4t3Pete: Do you want me to handle this or should I send him to you?
S4v10rpwns: Is to be bitchslapping time nau, plz?
P34lyG4t3Pete: omg srsly.
P34lyG4t3Pete: he's here and demanding entry into heaven.
G0DFTW: ORLY.
P34lyG4t35ftw: YA RLY.
S4v10rpwns: LOL cry more emo kid

Jessica - May 15, 2007 12:00:36 pm PDT #8943 of 10003

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ZOMG *crucified *

Bwah!

Steph L. - May 15, 2007 12:01:17 pm PDT #8944 of 10003

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

S4v10rpwns: I gotta wake up Dad 4 this, brb

::snerk::

sj - May 15, 2007 12:10:05 pm PDT #8945 of 10003

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, Raq and Vortex. I was worried because I don't know if they have an outlet location close to where she lives, but I figure in the worst case scenario, I'll offer to take it back for her. It's a really cute sundress of greenish khaki with brightly colored flowers embroidered on it. I can't find a link for it, or I would post it.

TCG just called to tell me he wants to take a walk after work. I decided not to get mad at him for calling me with this news so late, since I haven't started dinner yet, and this means I don't have to start it for a while. It feels too warm to cook right now.

§ ita § - May 15, 2007 12:10:31 pm PDT #8946 of 10003

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

writes "more scandal!!!" on shopping list

Yes, please!

I'm loving:

S4v10rpwns: LOL cry more emo kid

vw bug - May 15, 2007 12:23:14 pm PDT #8947 of 10003

Mostly lurking...

OMG, Raq! That is just horrible. I'm so glad to hear that they're going to be ok. But, wow.

P.M. Marc - May 15, 2007 12:48:49 pm PDT #8948 of 10003

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

S4v10rpwns: ZOMG *crucified *

SNORF!

Pix - May 15, 2007 12:53:06 pm PDT #8949 of 10003

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Kristin, is it terrible that my repsonse is "oh! a 6th grade LA opening?"

Kat, are you seriously interested? If so, let me know ASAP so you can put in your paperwork. This is an amazing place to work--you'll feel spoiled rotten.

ETA: And you can help them to see that NBCTs are good to have around--I'm trying to create a revolution. You might be taking a pay cut, though--we should chat if you're interested.

Raq, holy CRAP! SO glad that they're okay.

Topic!Cindy - May 15, 2007 1:35:03 pm PDT #8950 of 10003

What is even happening?

P-C, I'm so glad your grandfather's surgery went well.

Oh my word, Raq. How awful! Poor everyone.

Kristin, is it terrible that my repsonse is "oh! a 6th grade LA opening?"

Sorry, Kat. At Kristin's school that's better phrased, "I'm going to hell, because my response is, 'fucking A! A fucking 6th grade LA opening?' Get the fuck out of here."

I am trying not to go to hell myself, because I'm in a fight with my church, so I will not laugh at the Jerry Falwell thing. I will not. Do you hear me? I will not. Stop making me try.

SuziQ - May 15, 2007 1:38:26 pm PDT #8951 of 10003

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Hugs, glitter, inappropriate groping, and chocolate for all...

I am celebrating.

Today was absolutely uneventful at work today. Hazzah!!!

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