If it wasn't such a hassle, you should tell all his friends he's got a contagious disease so he has no choice but to come to your party. And then move the day before. Asshat.
Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SailAweigh - May 10, 2007 5:44:30 pm PDT #8465 of 10003
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Fay - May 10, 2007 5:46:19 pm PDT #8466 of 10003
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
So, if I went in and said, "I want a choppy shag" - I'd get the look I'm after?
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er, okay. That's funnier in my language, clearly. Heh. Choppy Shag. Heh. That's what happens if you bed Freddy Kreuger.
Aaaanyway, yes - vw, you will be fine. All will be well. Probably. Er. Although now you're freaking me out. But I'm sure you'll be fine.
(As I'm on the 18th floor, I have no qualms about sleeping nekkid on top of the sheets with the french windows to the balcony open - the only things likely to break in and feast on my nubile flesh are mosquitos. And possibly Spiderman. Huh.)
I hope JZ is no longer weeping for the Vegan baby, and I'm glad I didn't hear the story of the Vegan baby. I'm hypothesizing that it may be a want-to-beat-the-parents-with-a-stick kind of story, though.
In faintly related news, my New Kid, who speaks French (but not English or Thai...) has finally started eating. This is very exciting! I was deeply flummoxed and fretful about quite what to do about the whole Not Eating thing. Granted she isn't eating very much, but at least she has consumed something (other than her thumb, and a glass of milk) for 3 days in a row now! Hurrah! Also, she can smile! Also, my hilariously bad schoolgirl French is getting the workout of all workouts.
Arguably the best thing about her, though, is that when I was helping her read a very easy wee story book, I had the opportunity to say in my best Oldskool Eddi Izzard manner 'Ou est la singe? Where is the monkey? Oui! La singe est dans l'arbre. The monkey is in the tree.' Which still makes me giggle.
DCJensen - May 10, 2007 5:53:41 pm PDT #8467 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.
I wonder if there are cow sentries to keep watch for danger the way there are in other animal species?
"Car!"
sumi - May 10, 2007 6:05:15 pm PDT #8468 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!
Fay, always glad to provide amusement.
Hmmm, what do that call that particular hair style in the UK?
tommyrot - May 10, 2007 6:08:38 pm PDT #8469 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hmmm, what do that call that particular hair style in the UK?
Fuck?
billytea - May 10, 2007 6:37:02 pm PDT #8470 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
So, if I went in and said, "I want a choppy shag" - I'd get the look I'm after?
Hmmm, what do that call that particular hair style in the UK?
Well, The Times calls it "Unexpected Turbulence." If it's The Guardian, it's "Loose Screw", and if it's The Sun then it's "PHWOAAR!!"
Steph L. - May 10, 2007 6:37:33 pm PDT #8471 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I had the opportunity to say in my best Oldskool Eddi Izzard manner 'Ou est la singe? Where is the monkey? Oui! La singe est dans l'arbre. The monkey is in the tree.' Which still makes me giggle.
La singe est sur la branche.
La singe est....disparu! Because the monkey would fuck off!
Il fume une pipe....il joue au banjo....il conduit l'autobus....
t edit Je suis le president du Burundi.
Hil R. - May 10, 2007 6:43:30 pm PDT #8472 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Happy Birthday, Ailleann!
I've got a ton of grading to do. And the professor I'm working with seems to expect it to get done a lot more quickly than I can get it done. But, on the other hand, once this grading is done, I'll be done with everything for this semester. (And, I'll be done with the needy clingy student who's been driving me nuts.)
sj - May 10, 2007 6:44:43 pm PDT #8473 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday, Ailleann!!! I hope you had a great day.
SuziQ - May 10, 2007 7:41:45 pm PDT #8474 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Am home. Am slightly snockered.
Airport run with Big Boss went well. She thinks she has my Program Manager and Contract Manager reined in. Time will tell. She was EXTREMELY supportive and complimentary of the way I have dealt with all this crap. Nice to have my management happy with me.
So darned tired. MUGS to ALL!!!! Glittter and chocolate too!!!