Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? … Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird.

'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - May 09, 2007 2:20:32 pm PDT #8260 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Kristin, so sorry. It stinks that there's a teacher who's excited about something and the PTB won't give it a chance.

JZ, I'm sorry about the job. Does your position with UC get you into the pension system? Because don't you have like 15 years in? Have you considered how much the next 5 years are actually worth over your lifetime? Because if you've got the same deal I had, it would have been impossible for me to justify leaving at 15 years in. Signed, Not My Business So You Don't Have to Answer That But I Ran a Lot of Numbers Before Handing In My Resignation at one of the Country's Best Pension Plans.


Laura - May 09, 2007 2:22:36 pm PDT #8261 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

I'm sorry for the disappointment, Kristin.

I'm fighting with both the boys. Oh, joy. One had his phone taken from him in school by the teacher and I am a horrible mean mother because I am taking the teacher's side. The other hasn't done a damn thing on the list of stuff he is supposed to do, and I got a bad email from a teacher, and he is upset because I won't let him go to his thing tonight on empty promises.

Parenting sucks.


Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2007 2:24:50 pm PDT #8262 of 10003
What is even happening?

Kick their tushies, Laura.

(You may need a ladder.)


amych - May 09, 2007 2:25:57 pm PDT #8263 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, you are totally horrible and mean! GO YOU!


hippocampus - May 09, 2007 2:27:38 pm PDT #8264 of 10003
not your mom's socks.

Kristen - auughh! total unfair play on the part of the school. Glad you have a good department head.

I'm going to a community meeting where two Large Personalities are battling for Control. I will attempt the mighty feat of keeping my mouth shut and, at the same time, not getting placed on any committees. Gah.


Scrappy - May 09, 2007 2:28:05 pm PDT #8265 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sorry, Bitches. It is the Monday-est Wednesday ever. I just got a call that two people I work with went to complain about my communication in emails being too "casual" to THEIR boss. Did they even breathe a word of what was bothering them to me? Nope. Do I have to have meetings about this now? Yup.


Cashmere - May 09, 2007 2:31:09 pm PDT #8266 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Wait a minute, Laura. Are you telling me this parenting gig gets HARDER?

Crap.

Happy Hump Day.

I have a late library book to return tomorrow and we're going to Stride Rite for shoes for Little Miss Tippy Toes.


Laura - May 09, 2007 2:34:45 pm PDT #8267 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Phone boy is protesting that he was illegally searched, or some such thing. He had his hand in his pocket, teacher asked him to empty pocket, the moment that phone hit teachers hand a text came through from his girlfriend. Rule says that phone must be turned off and in book bag. Seems pretty simple to me. Busted.

The other one comes home and I tell him to do this and that and the other thing. He plays with his cars and stuff on the floor of the living room for a couple hours. I remind him a few times of the list. Time comes to go to his thing with his friends and I mention the list. He makes empty promises and complains for 45 minutes about how unfair life is. Of course said list could have been completed in that time. He throws stuff and pouts.

Me, I am going to my GF's later to watch Lost and drink wine and will leave their sorry butts at home. With no computers. If I hear any more crap the tv box will be locked too.

Grrrrrr! I will win the meanest mommy ever award and wear it proudly.

t /mommy rant


brenda m - May 09, 2007 2:36:21 pm PDT #8268 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Urgh, Robin. That's not cool.


Laura - May 09, 2007 2:37:38 pm PDT #8269 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Wait a minute, Laura. Are you telling me this parenting gig gets HARDER?

Really, I think it gets easier because I can argue with them and take stuff away. It is harder to make a younger child understand why you are punishing them. They don't agree, but they do understand.