Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - May 07, 2007 10:55:44 am PDT #7938 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

An interesting fact--Chemistry is owned by Match.com and they founded it solely in order to be able to attack eHarmony while keeping their brand "clean."


juliana - May 07, 2007 10:57:08 am PDT #7939 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Beej, maybe because meeting new people is usually good?

In memememe news, I had a really good weekend. I got more work done on my tat, it was warm and beautiful, the Sabres won their series, and I hung out with M a lot.

At one point during the 2.5 hour tattooing session yesterday, the burly Samoan dude who was next to me getting his arm worked on looked over and said, "Wow. That must be painful." You think, dude? Still, it's worth it.


beth b - May 07, 2007 11:02:51 am PDT #7940 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

When Allyson was looking at eharmony - I filled out the free profile. So did DH. DH was rejected which is bizzare, because although not perfect - he is definitely a catch.( I am guessing his views on religion cut him off) And I came off as some sort of domestic goddess homebody.Oddly inaccurate , yet not completely false.


askye - May 07, 2007 11:04:37 am PDT #7941 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

Juliana I wanted to say I'm a total Fernet convert. I'm more of a home body but I'm definitly going to be going in search of a bar that serves it.

Even though I think it tastes nasty there's something about it that's sort of, endearing (that's the only word I can come up with) about it.

I wish you could have been there to see Bev slowly sipping it and savoring the flavors while the rest of us are tossing it back and shuddering.


Atropa - May 07, 2007 11:09:40 am PDT #7942 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

mmmm, Fernet. I've got to remember to buy a bottle.

In memememe news, I went for a bra fitting on Saturday. I was right about what band size I should be wearing, but wrong about cup size. Apparently losing weight means I've lost 4" from the band, but nothing from the cups. Which means I have a bunch of pretty bras that I got from eBay that are the wrong size. I mean, I knew they were the wrong size, what with the not fitting when I tried them on the first time, and they've been languishing in a drawer since then.

I think I need to organize a clothing swap so I can find new homes for the pretty unworn bras and the roughly eight squillion black jackets that I don't want anymore.


Burrell - May 07, 2007 11:14:51 am PDT #7943 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

An interesting fact--Chemistry is owned by Match.com and they founded it solely in order to be able to attack eHarmony while keeping their brand "clean."

So interesting, Robin. It's bizarre how antediluvian America is. And of course the irony is that my first reaction to hearing it's owned by Match.com is that they'd want to hide that fact just so they can better reach out to a hipper, cooler market.


Daisy Jane - May 07, 2007 11:16:24 am PDT #7944 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We obviously need updated pictures of the tattoo progress. I've come up with yet another one that I want. I think it's because the Eve is going to take a while to design, and I'll only get the Chartreuse logo upon returning to San Francisco so I'm jonesing for something now.

Also, my friend Joy is heading up there next week with one of Mr. Jane's cobartenders. I. Am. Jealous.


Burrell - May 07, 2007 11:18:10 am PDT #7945 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oo, I should get a real bra fitting. Of course, my problem with bras is that the tape measure always indicates I should be one cup smaller than my boobs actually want to be, so when I go try on the "right" size bra, I wind up with boob scootching out my armpits.


juliana - May 07, 2007 11:23:23 am PDT #7946 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Ooh, DJ, what else do you want to get? I'm in love with this woman's ruin one, but I don't think I'd get it.

Clearly, you need to stow away in Joy's luggage and come get tatted with me. Yes.


Vortex - May 07, 2007 11:31:22 am PDT #7947 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

When Allyson was looking at eharmony - I filled out the free profile.

I think that a bunch of us did a few years ago. Summer boredness. It didn't reject me, but since i wouldn't pay the money, it kept sending me emails with a religious tone, which I found bothersome.