I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Apr 29, 2007 8:11:43 pm PDT #7264 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And also?

Switch has run away.


NoiseDesign - Apr 29, 2007 8:14:11 pm PDT #7265 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

He clearly wants you to stay in LA.


sumi - Apr 29, 2007 8:14:38 pm PDT #7266 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Switch the kitty?


Aims - Apr 29, 2007 8:29:59 pm PDT #7267 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Switch the kitty. [link]

The back door got left open somehow last night. I went out to have a cigarette and noticed Switch running off the back porch and Elliot laying in the drive. We herded Elliot in, found Ollie in the front yard and got him inside and then spent the next hour and a half chasing Switch all over the backyard. We almost had him a couple of times and he let his displeasure and reluctance to be caught by biting, scratching, and hissing. He's been gone for almost 24 hours and no one has seen him.

I'm trying very hard not to lose my shit.


sumi - Apr 29, 2007 8:47:50 pm PDT #7268 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Wow. That sucks. But remain calm. He may be hiding out someplace really close by -- cats are sneaky that way.

Does he have a favorite treat?

Perhaps if you just hang out on the back stoop and have that treat with you, you can lure him to you.


Aims - Apr 29, 2007 8:48:48 pm PDT #7269 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Does he have a favorite treat?

Human flesh, it seems. Other than that, no.

Perhaps if you just hang out on the back stoop and have that treat with you, you can lure him to you.

I've been doing that, too. Every time I reach for him, he bolts.


sumi - Apr 29, 2007 8:51:26 pm PDT #7270 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Then, do that - when he approaches, you retreat. Can you secure the other animals so that they won't run out the back door if you leave it open?

Then you can do the lure, approach, retreat thing until you get him into the house.


Aims - Apr 29, 2007 8:52:56 pm PDT #7271 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Good call, Sumi. I'll try that.


sumi - Apr 29, 2007 8:54:34 pm PDT #7272 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

I hope it works!

Good cat-wrangling-ma!


Aims - Apr 29, 2007 8:59:39 pm PDT #7273 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks!