How about a nice, direct "I would rather pluck out my own eyeballs and eat them on a Triscuit than go to this weekend."
You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?
Cordelia ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Apr 29, 2007 1:07:34 pm PDT #7246 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
vw bug - Apr 29, 2007 1:18:51 pm PDT #7247 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
I tried a nice, indirect, "Could they be any more predictable in their topic for a singles weekend? It's positively eye-rolly." To which mom replied, "Well, then go for the fellowship."
I wish I'd read Erin's response first.
askye - Apr 29, 2007 1:34:57 pm PDT #7248 of 10003
Thrive to spite them
Can you get out of it by saying right now you aren't interested in a weekend long series on Love, Sex, and Lasting Relationships but if they have another weekend with a different topic you'd be more interested in going?
vw bug - Apr 29, 2007 1:37:21 pm PDT #7249 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Eh. I'll figure it out. I'm extra cranky today (thank you, steroids!), so I'll think about it more seriously when the crank monster has left the building.
WindSparrow - Apr 29, 2007 2:20:53 pm PDT #7250 of 10003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Weekend full of lectures on Love, Sex, and Lasting Relationships?
How about: "Mom, Dad, E, unless they can guarantee me 2 and 3 at the end of the retreat, I don't want to hear any more about 1."
DCJensen - Apr 29, 2007 3:09:11 pm PDT #7251 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.
Hee, Andi.
ION, I'm at work, heading home to Windsparrow.
And I thought seeing a cinder block just off the driving lane yesterday was scary to contemplate. Hoo boy.
hippocampus - Apr 29, 2007 4:13:18 pm PDT #7252 of 10003
not your mom's socks.
rollergirls. huge fun. totally lines out the door. and the base for the band (really long lines - couldn't get in in time - grr.) was completely audible outside and badass. Signed us up for Secret Crush mailing list, so now we can be like fans.
It was excellent to see buffistas in person and wave hullo. and sparky and her {possibly? impostor? yes -- waffles - we like!} DH met us for pizza first - it was an all around sweet afternoon/evening.
Aims - Apr 29, 2007 4:34:22 pm PDT #7253 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Just back from Disneyland. Pictures and such in a bit.
Aims - Apr 29, 2007 5:05:58 pm PDT #7254 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Disney pics start here [link]
askye - Apr 29, 2007 5:07:47 pm PDT #7255 of 10003
Thrive to spite them
She's adorable! I love her new haircut, it makes her look like such a big girl!
You and MM are adorable too.