Matilda cracks me up with how utterly intent she is on the toe-munchy. No power in the verse can stop her!

Well, I've definitely hit the cool kid's table...or the zenith of my fashion abilities...or something. The pantalones that Matilda is wearing in the ador-eee-blay toe munchy pic? I have them! (in my size, of course)

So this isn't my cleverest idea ever, and I am MOST IMPRESSED by Juliana's cojones. But yay for pain reducing cream stuff.

My artist has pain reducing cream stuff that he puts on the area he's about to work on, and I was riding high on a Percocet. I don't have that many cajones. Also, I have the benefit of knowing first-hand that the pain is fleeting and the memory of the pain fades, but the beauty of the work is right here for me to see. I love your plan, Fay, and I can't wait to see the work.

Clearly, we need to invest in more bubble wrap. {{{delicate Bitches}}}

sj, do you not have a chain or a deadbolt? Asshats.

Aiieeeee, Matilda toe-munching! ded of the cute

Am beign very bad and on b.org during the day at work. Shame on me!

The fuckers just let themselves into my apartment without knocking.

OMG. Did you kill them dead?? Imagine if you'd been in teh shower!! Can you install a chain thing, so that if you're home, they can't get in? Cause that's totally what I"d do, landlord or not. That is NOT COOL.

That's awesome about the girl in prom dress chasing thieves. Sad though that the laptop was still missing. BOO.

I will forgive you all for not posting early morning. THIS TIME. Since you came and posted later. But NEXT TIME, there will be consequences! I will get up early and...oh, who am I kidding?

I want to hear Billytea's doctor's story.

Also, I once asked a credit card company to lower my limit. I was in college--I started with a $600 limit, and then had to charge a plane ticket one time that was like, $500, and they increased it to like, $2000. And then again to like, $5000. And I was like "I do NOT need that kind of credit limit! I make $300 a month on work/study!!"

Of course, the card I just got six months ago, my first new card since that one? Came with a $25K limit. I find that frightening, but wasn't about to ask for less. But JEEEEEEZ. I could buy a CAR with that!

Of course, the card I just got six months ago, my first new card since that one? Came with a $25K limit.

Yeah, Discover keeps pre-approving me for a card with that limit, which freaks me out.

sj, do you not have a chain or a deadbolt? Asshats.

Nope, and I am not going to bother to install one, since I hope we'll be giving our notice soon.

OMG. Did you kill them dead?? Imagine if you'd been in teh shower!! Can you install a chain thing, so that if you're home, they can't get in? Cause that's totally what I"d do, landlord or not. That is NOT COOL.

No. I knew they were coming, so it wasn't a big surprise, but still at least try the damn doorbell first.

People walking without announcement into my home are likely to receive a sword to the gut. Or a cat to the face.

I'd think about taping a note on the door:

Realtors: Please ring bell and wait, before entering the apartment.

People walking without announcement into my home are likely to receive a sword to the gut. Or a cat to the face.

Sadly, I own neither. I really should get a sword.

Nope, and I am not going to bother to install one, since I hope we'll be giving our notice soon.

See, now, this is the point at which I would be installing one and start keeping it on the chain except when the boyfriend is expected home. Then I would start thinking about ways to get out of the appartment other than the door. Got any convenient windows that can readily be pulled down behind you? If for no other time than when you have moved all your stuff to your next place and are ready to drop off the key.