There will be pictures, right?
Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Apr 25, 2007 9:06:18 am PDT #6741 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Katerina Bee - Apr 25, 2007 9:07:36 am PDT #6742 of 10003
Herding cats for fun
the doctor forgot to take a picture at the first surgery and now doesn't know where the cancer is.
If I ever have to have a body part removed, I will use a permanent marker to tattoo the other side with "DO NOT CUT HERE" instructions.
And this guy gets the Big Professional Salary and no slap on the hand? The mind boggles. Sue and smite!
Mmmm. Stale, crunchy Cornbread with milk and some purple elderberry syrup. Now that's a yummy food combination.
Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2007 9:12:43 am PDT #6743 of 10003
brillig
There will be pictures, right?
For a second I thought this was in reference to juliana's dentistry.
JZ - Apr 25, 2007 9:15:01 am PDT #6744 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
How can Matilda be talking already?
Just to clarify, I'm not actually an insane mother who thinks her 7-month-old infant is two diphthongs away from a career as a public speaker -- she's totally just babbling, and some of it accidentally comes out resembling words. Which of course we repeat back to her and praise and affirm and all that, but it's purely accidental. I'm not delusional about her or anything.
Mostly.
She does say "okay" an awful lot, though.
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2007 9:15:46 am PDT #6745 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
juliana, P-C is right about percocet. It makes you chill out, but not bleed out.
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2007 9:17:02 am PDT #6746 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And I just learned, in looking up info on percocet, that a generic (i.e., LESS EXPENSIVE) version of Ambien has just been approved by the FDA. Woot! Although the article doesn't say when it'll be available.
Daisy Jane - Apr 25, 2007 9:17:32 am PDT #6747 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Matilda is a very chatty baby. Delightfully so.
For a second I thought this was in reference to juliana's dentistry.
I was thinking "the chair" meant the tattoo artist's chair, in which case I want pictures.
Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2007 9:18:30 am PDT #6748 of 10003
brillig
Oh, that's right, she's getting a tattoo. Am I so unhip that when I think "the chair" I automatically think dentists? I'm afraid I am.
DavidS - Apr 25, 2007 9:22:11 am PDT #6749 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dude, you and JZ gave birth to Damo Suzuki?!?!??
Mein Krautrock baby! She's cuter though. Wayyyyyy cuter.
Ginger - Apr 25, 2007 9:25:55 am PDT #6750 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
If I ever have to have a body part removed, I will use a permanent marker to tattoo the other side with "DO NOT CUT HERE" instructions
For both my knee and breast surgeries, they not only wrote "Yes" and "No" on the correct parts with permanent marker, they made watch them and explicitly agree that yes, that's the correct knee.
I just went through the whole ID and signing business for pseudoephedrine, in the hopes of unblocking my ears. The pills and the bag they're in have now disappeared from the planet. I swear I've looked at every flat surface in this house and rechecked the car.
(edited because on is not of)