Ok. I'm off! Send me ~ma between 4:00-5:00 Eastern.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Mar 13, 2007 8:33:00 am PDT #598 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Ginger - Mar 13, 2007 8:33:44 am PDT #599 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
{{{Daisy}}} I'm going to need to give the universe a severe talking to on your behalf.
They've started telling my mother about the diet she needs to follow to keep this from happening again. It has fluid and sodium restrictions. She can't have caffeine. They want her to eat more fruit. She really doesn't like fruit. Fluid restriction is pretty much going to rule out her favorite food, soup.
As she says, it's hell to get old.
Kathy A - Mar 13, 2007 8:34:36 am PDT #600 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Hec, I have to say that Phil and Jennifer sound like the cutest couple ever from your stories!
Aims - Mar 13, 2007 8:37:57 am PDT #601 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dear Hec,
Your wish is coming true.
Love, Aims
DavidS - Mar 13, 2007 8:38:31 am PDT #602 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, I have to say that Phil and Jennifer sound like the cutest couple ever from your stories!
They're very cute together. They're both so quirky, but they fit together nicely. And they obviously have a ton of sexual chemistry.
I poked Phil in the chest and teased him, "Hey Mister Marshmallow! What happened to the lean mean Phil of yesterday." And she said (very affectionately with a lascivious purr actually) "My baby don't have no six pack."
DavidS - Mar 13, 2007 8:38:55 am PDT #603 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Your wish is coming true.
Is there an appointment?
Aims - Mar 13, 2007 8:39:51 am PDT #604 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
In 4 hours.
I'm having a shitty day. I'm taking it out on my hair.
DavidS - Mar 13, 2007 8:41:26 am PDT #605 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Feel free to take in this picture.
And don't think of it as taking it out on your hair.
Think of it as a gift to me.
Plus you'll look fabulous and the hair washing will relax.
Aims - Mar 13, 2007 8:42:27 am PDT #606 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
wonders if stylist can also give me those boobs.
and tan.
wonders if hair stylist can just give me Alyssa Milano
DavidS - Mar 13, 2007 8:44:52 am PDT #607 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
