Oy. I'm sorry, P-C.
My life is so much better when I don't talk to her. SO MUCH BETTER.
Much ~ma for S. Hope she recovers in a reasonable amount of time.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Apr 19, 2007 12:06:15 pm PDT #5870 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ailleann - Apr 19, 2007 12:08:22 pm PDT #5871 of 10003
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
My life is so much better when I don't talk to her. SO MUCH BETTER.
This may be too personal a question, P-C, but... is she going through menopause? Because I had this thought about a million times about my mother, and didn't realize that's what was causing it until she was out of it.
I don't think this is her only reasoning for being crazy, mind you, but just a thought that struck me...
Polter-Cow - Apr 19, 2007 12:15:33 pm PDT #5872 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I don't know. Does it usually last eight years?
She's...Jesus, she's 48. She's almost 50! My parents aren't supposed to age. What the hell.
tommyrot - Apr 19, 2007 12:18:20 pm PDT #5873 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Toddson - Apr 19, 2007 12:23:30 pm PDT #5874 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Ailleann, if menopause caused this kind of craziness, my mother's been going through it for the past 50+ years.
Ailleann - Apr 19, 2007 12:24:12 pm PDT #5875 of 10003
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I don't know. Does it usually last eight years?
It may be supplemented by Raging Bitca-itis.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 19, 2007 12:47:17 pm PDT #5876 of 10003
What is even happening?
P-C, I am 8 years younger than your mom.
vw bug - Apr 19, 2007 1:05:52 pm PDT #5877 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Oh, Ginger! Scary! I hope you get through.
Frustrating, PC.
I am exhausted. Spent the day at the museum with Theodosia and another friend and her kids. Wow. I'm just so tired.
Miracleman - Apr 19, 2007 1:09:08 pm PDT #5878 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Aaargh.
Is Daisy Jane around? She'd appreciate this. This is, no shit, a verbatim transcript of a call I just got:
MM: [company], this is Joe, how can I help you?
Customer: Hi Joe, we spoke about two minutes ago and you gave me some pricing?
MM: Okay.
Customer: So, I need to add your name to my notes.
MM: Okay.
Customer: ...
MM: ...
Customer: So, your name...?
MM: ...is Joe.
Customer: Okay, thanks.
Note that she called me by name when I answered!
Seriously, how do these people manage to not go around with their underwear on their heads and lipstick on their asses? These people have drivers licenses! We should all live in constant terror at all times.
-t - Apr 19, 2007 1:15:08 pm PDT #5879 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Very impressive, um [consults notes], Joe.
Sorry your mom's frustratin you, P-C, but she is sick and that makes the wacky go to 11.