Drinking and masturbation. We all used to talk about it. Then we stopped.
Now, we've all given birth to contrary wee humans who sometimes make us wish we'd stuck to the drinking and masturbation
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Apr 19, 2007 7:20:26 am PDT #5817 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Connie Neil - Apr 19, 2007 7:20:59 am PDT #5818 of 10003
brillig
Oh, so people added milk to the cereal to get kids to consume milk? I always thought it was because people didn't like crunchy stuff. I never ever had milk in cereal and always wondered why it was considered odd not to.
Connie Neil - Apr 19, 2007 7:21:51 am PDT #5819 of 10003
brillig
Drinking and masturbation. We all used to talk about it. Then we stopped.
Not my fault. t stares at Empress
Miracleman - Apr 19, 2007 7:22:03 am PDT #5820 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Shut it, you.
Hah!
The scene: Castle von Miracleborn. Saturday. The Empress has left for her secondary job at the dealership. Miracleman has gotten up before her to get her going, and has gotten the Princess pottied, dressed and is in the process of feeding her...
MM: Emeline, do you want a waffle?
Emeline: (nods)
(Miracleman gets a frozen waffle from the freezer and toasts it. Minutes later he hands the toasty warm waffle to Emeline.)
MM: It's hot, so blow on it.
Emeline: (blows on the waffle for a couple minutes. Takes a nano-nibble) Hot! (Gives waffle to the World's Stupidest Dog)
MM: Emeline! No! Don't give it to the--You just let it sit for a second or blow on it some more...AARGH!!
Emeline: Daddy coffee?
MM: Yes, that is Daddy's coff--HEY, LET GO OF...
(Emeline has grabbed the mug in Daddy's hand and pulled, slopping scalding coffee across his crotch)
MM: AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
(MM sobs in agony for a few minutes. Emeline colors on the wall with a Sharpie she found somewhere)
MM: Emeline, that was NOT NICE! Say you're sorry.
Emeline: (nowhere near sincere) Thorry.
(MM slumps back on the couch, whimpering. Emeline approaches with an impish smile.)
Emeline: Daddy?
MM: Yes, Punk?
Emeline: Waffle, pleathe.
(MM dies a little inside)
Connie Neil - Apr 19, 2007 7:24:03 am PDT #5821 of 10003
brillig
t hugs and pets cat whose only desire in life is to sleep twenty hours a day in Mommy's hair. Mommy wouldn't mind a few days of being in bed for twenty hours
Sean K - Apr 19, 2007 7:26:24 am PDT #5822 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Oh, hey Aims!
I tried to ask Joe about this last night, but I had to talk in code because S was right there listening, so I couldn't come up with anything that would clue him in, and he kind of enjoys cluelessness anyway....
Will I be paying you or your friends for the Wicked tickets?
lisah - Apr 19, 2007 7:27:15 am PDT #5823 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate
If they look like freaks in college, that's their problem.
Bwah! I love this parenting philosophy!
Aims - Apr 19, 2007 7:28:19 am PDT #5824 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Will I be paying you or your friends for the Wicked tickets?
Them. Probably at the Going Away Party that I have to invite everyone to. Still.
Sigh
adds one more thing to freaking list
sj - Apr 19, 2007 7:29:21 am PDT #5825 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
If they look like freaks in college, that's their problem.
When I was actually living on a college campus (for that whole one semester), dry cereal was pretty much the most popular food, so they should be fine.
Polter-Cow - Apr 19, 2007 7:32:37 am PDT #5826 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
P-C, I don't think we can. Sorry. Are you coming to brunch on Saturday?
You bet your ass!