Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ailleann - Mar 13, 2007 6:57:54 am PDT #576 of 10003
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

And Jilli needs this one: [link]


Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2007 6:58:19 am PDT #577 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Get better juliana!


Glamcookie - Mar 13, 2007 6:58:44 am PDT #578 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

juliana, my sister in sickness! I'm home again today, trying really hard to (finally) finish my effing paper in between the watering eyes, sneezing, and general ookiness.


Connie Neil - Mar 13, 2007 7:00:37 am PDT #579 of 10003
brillig

I woke up with a horrible sore throat and a nagging headache. Don't wanna be sick, but everyone else has been.


sj - Mar 13, 2007 7:01:36 am PDT #580 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Health~ma to all the sickies. My sore throat finally seems better today.


juliana - Mar 13, 2007 7:01:46 am PDT #581 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

passes GC the Kleenex

Thank you, DJ. I'm thinking of you.


SuziQ - Mar 13, 2007 7:03:58 am PDT #582 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

However, I did not go to jail.

Yes, this does help put lifes little bumps in perspective.

juliana, get well vibes zooming your way.

Spring sports season is in full swing for my kids. CJ had a scrimmage yesterday, opening ceremonies are this weekend. K-Bug's varsity team has started their pre-season games and I just found out that these games count toward NCS (post-season play), so their win last week was HUGE. And it is killing me to be missing spring training this year. Pout (but at least I haven't gone to jail).


Kathy A - Mar 13, 2007 7:15:25 am PDT #583 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My back is still completely screwed from whatever I did to it while I was on the treadmill last night (it's an ancient one with a really narrow tread, so I think I was overcompensating and making sure I put one foot in front of the other, thus giving my lower back a lot more hassle than usual). I had the heating pad on it when I got home, then took aspirin when I woke up and just now, and it still aches. I'm going swimming at 5:00, and I hope that'll stretch it out some. Otherwise, I might call in sore-as-all-hell tomorrow morning (or at least bring my heating pad with me to work).


DavidS - Mar 13, 2007 7:20:52 am PDT #584 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Phil's Sneaky Plan: (which he learned from some other guy) Register the car under a false name with a false address. All the tickets go off into the ether. When you have to renew your registration you sell the car to yourself under another false name. When Phil went into the DMV to handle this transaction, the clerk there helpfully noted, "The guy who had the car before you had $2,800 worth of tickets. You should probably change the license plate too, or they might boot or tow your car by mistake." So he paid the $23 to get a new license plate.

He did that for three years until he heard a tow truck hauling his beat up old pickup away. He didn't even bother to get out of bed. He said it was totally worth it to park every where for free in SF without paying a ticket.


tommyrot - Mar 13, 2007 7:23:40 am PDT #585 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How long ago was this? I suspect they check for such shenanigans now....